Unbelievable Hoi An Secret: SALA CASAMIA Awaits!
Unbelievable Hoi An Secret: SALA CASAMIA Awaits! – My Rollercoaster Ride of Relaxation (Yes, Really!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea on SALA CASAMIA in Hoi An. Seriously, I’m still processing it, and this review might be a bit… scattered. But trust me, it’s genuine. And the short answer? Believe the hype. It's pretty freakin' amazing.
Let's start with the title, "Unbelievable Hoi An Secret". Technically it's not a secret anymore, but that feeling you get when you discover a place like this? That’s exactly it. This place whispers luxury, a little bit like a secret handshake into paradise.
First Impressions (and a Slight Panic Attack)
My first impression was… well, I nearly tripped over my own feet. After a chaotic week of travel, arriving at SALA CASAMIA felt like stumbling into a movie set. Lush greenery, sleek architecture… stunning. The lobby is open and airy, and the check-in? Smooth. I almost expected someone to hand me a martini. (Note to self: Next time, pack a martini shaker.) They have Contactless check-in/out, which is great! I have to say, the Doorman was especially helpful, especially since I had overpacked.
Accessibility: For the record, Facilities for disabled guests are provided, but I didn't get the chance to experience them. The information is readily available, and I was impressed by their commitment to inclusive hospitality. I did notice the presence of an Elevator, which is a big win for anyone who prefers not to tackle stairs after a long day of exploring.
Getting Around: They OFFER Airport transfer, thank the heavens. After the ordeal of landing, finding the hotel was a breeze. The Car park [free of charge] is also a bonus, and they offer Valet parking which, let's be honest, is always a welcome touch.
Rooms: My Sanctuary (and My Temporary Office)
I'm staying in a room with Air conditioning, obviously. I immediately checked for Free Wi-Fi (which, thankfully, is in Available in all rooms, also Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!). I need my Instagram fix, and they delivered. The room itself? Beyond comfortable. Blackout curtains are a godsend when you're jetlagged. They supplied Bathrobes and Slippers, which is basically a guarantee of instant relaxation. There's also a Desk large enough to do some writing or working. They have Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN. I appreciated that they had a Laptop workspace.
Here's the confession: I spent a solid afternoon just staring at the Bathtub in my room, fantasizing (and eventually, actually doing it) about a long soak. They had the standard Toiletries, and a Separate shower/bathtub. Little details like the Complimentary tea and Coffee/tea maker made a big difference. You'll find a Refrigerator for any drinks you brought.
The "Things to Do" That Almost Broke Me (In the Best Way Possible)
Okay, this is where SALA CASAMIA truly shines. They have a full-blown arsenal of relaxation options, it's almost overwhelming.
- Spa/sauna/Steamroom/ Swimming pool (outdoor): I may or may not have spent an entire day rotating between the pool and the sauna. Okay, I DEFINITELY did. The Pool with a view is gorgeous.
- Body scrub/ Body wrap/ Massage: The Massage was transcendental. I was kneaded into a state of pure bliss. The therapists are incredibly skilled. Forget your worries, just dissolve into the experience.
- Fitness center/ Gym/fitness: I did attempt to hit the gym. Attempt being the operative word. Let's just say the temptations of the pool bar were too strong.
- Foot bath: Pure indulgence. Seriously, try it.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Paradise
They have it ALL, I swear.
- Restaurants/ Bar/ Poolside bar/ Coffee shop/ Snack bar: The food? Chef's kiss. The Asian cuisine in restaurant is phenomenal. They also offer International cuisine in restaurant.
- Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] is extensive with Asian breakfast/ Western breakfast. The Coffee/tea in restaurant is delicious. They also offer Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service, which I really appreciated because, and I'm a messy eater, I had an Alternative meal arrangement for my friend.
- Room service: The Room service [24-hour] is prompt, efficient, and the food is good.
- Desserts in restaurant is a must-try!
Cleanliness and Safety: Breathing Easy
Given current events, I was particularly vigilant about safety protocols. SALA CASAMIA did not disappoint.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Anti-viral cleaning products. It's clear they take this seriously.
- Hand sanitizer readily available.
- Staff trained in safety protocol, Hygiene certification.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Daily housekeeping is thorough.
- Concierge helpful.
- Laundry service/ Ironing service
- Cash withdrawal is easy
- Food delivery
- Gift/souvenir shop
For the Kids: Not Applicable to ME (But Appreciated!)
I'm traveling solo, but I noticed that the hotel is very Family/child friendly. They have Babysitting service and Kids meal.
Things that Almost Made Me Swoon (and then get a little dizzy)
I have to talk about the sunsets. The Terrace offers the perfect vantage point, with exterior corridor to the pool. Honestly, the colors were unreal. I swear, I almost proposed to the sunset.
The Imperfections (Because No Place is PERFECT)
The only minor issue? The Wi-Fi, though free, was occasionally a bit spotty in my room. But honestly, who cares? I was too busy soaking in the tub.
My Final Thoughts:
SALA CASAMIA is more than just a hotel. It's an experience. It’s a chance to unplug, unwind, and rediscover the joy of doing absolutely nothing. It's a place with Non-smoking rooms, they allow Pets allowed unavailable. I'm already scheming my return. Yes, it's a little pricey (Invoice provided), but you're paying for an experience that is worth it.
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Le Tanjong House: Phuket's Hidden Paradise Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're not just planning a trip to Sala Casamia Hoi An, we're feeling one. This isn't your perfectly polished brochure, this is me in Vietnam, probably sweating and definitely marveling at the sheer organized chaos of it all.
The Absolutely Imperfect, Possibly Hilarious, and Definitely Emotional Hoi An Adventure at Sala Casamia - aka "Operation Get My Soul Back"
Day 1: Arrival - And "Sweet Baby Jesus, It's Hot!"
- Morning (8:00 AM): Land in Da Nang. Okay, that's a lie. More like, stumble out of the plane, eyes squinting from the blinding Vietnamese sun. The air hits you like a warm, fragrant, and impossibly humid blanket. Instantly start regretting that extra layer I "needed" on the plane.
- (8:30 AM): Immigration – a test of patience! Stand in line for what feels like an eternity. My inner monologue: "Please, oh please, let me have filled out the visa form correctly. Please let my passport photo not look like I've been crying all night."
- (9:30 AM): Taxi to Sala Casamia. The drive is a sensory overload: motorbikes zipping EVERYWHERE, horns blaring a symphony of organized mayhem, and the vibrant colors of the buildings and street vendors. My first reaction is pure, unadulterated glee. This is the "real" Vietnam.
- (10:30 AM) - 12:30 PM: Check in, finally! The front desk staff are ridiculously gracious, despite my obvious jet lag and general disheveled state. The villa… oh my god. It's even more stunning than the pictures, a sprawling oasis of calm with a private pool. I do a little ecstatic happy dance. Then collapse on the bed.
- (12:30 PM) - 2:00 PM: Lunch at the Sala Casamia restaurant. Order something safe – maybe the spring rolls? (Nope, try something I can't even pronounce in Vietnamese.) The food is incredible. Like, melt-in-your-mouth, "I could live here forever" incredible. The iced coffee is a revelation.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): REST. This is an instruction. Nap by the pool, read a book, and generally try to avoid melting into a puddle. The heat is relentless. This is the perfect time to practice my (nonexistent) Vietnamese.
- Evening (5:00 PM - whenever): Wander into Hoi An Ancient Town. Immediately get lost. It's a beautiful, lantern-lit maze, a photographer's paradise and a navigationally challenged person's nightmare. Stumble across a tailor shop and get measured for that silk dress I don't need but absolutely want. Have dinner at a restaurant by the river and watch the boats drift by. Feel ridiculously content.
- (Late, Late Night): Get back to the villa, still buzzing from the day, and sleep like a baby.*
Day 2: A Tailor-Made (Literally) and Food-Filled Fiasco
- Morning (8:00 AM): Breakfast at the villa. The spread is epic. Pho, fruit, pastries, coffee… I could happily stay here all day. Get a ride to the tailor, the one I got measured at in the evening.
- (9:00 AM) - 12:00 PM: Tailor time! Trying on the silk dress. Getting alterations made. Feeling like a goddess. It's a total ego boost. And I'm so glad I listened to the shop owner when he said, "You need this one!"
- (12:00 PM) - 2:00 PM: Cooking class! This is supposed to be fun, and it is! But also a bit of a disaster in the best way possible. I manage to burn my chicken (oops), but miraculously, the rest of the dishes turn out edible and even delicious. I'm incredibly proud of myself, and the chef is incredibly patient.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Beach Time! Because, Vietnam. This is my perfect spot, lying around on the sand at An Bang Beach, reading a book, and getting slightly sunburned. The waves are gentle, the sun is warm, and, again, bliss.
- Evening (6:00 PM - Whenever): Back to Hoi An. Tonight, I'm doubling down on the food. Trying all the street food I can find. I'm talking banh mi, cao lau, white rose dumplings… and I may or may not have eaten too much and waddled back to the villa. No regrets.
Day 3: The Emotional Rollercoaster of the "Real" Vietnam
- Morning (8:00 AM): Sleep in!
- (10:00 AM-1:00 PM): Bike ride through the countryside. This is where my emotions really kick in. The landscapes are heartbreakingly beautiful. I feel a strange mix of peace and sadness as I pass through the rice paddies. Seeing the local people working in the fields, the villages, the children playing… It's a culture shock, but in a good way. I feel grateful and humbled.
- (1:00 PM): Lunch at a local restaurant. Trying to use my Vietnamese. The service is great.
- (2:30 PM): Attempted shopping spree at the Hoi An market. Haggling is a skill I haven't mastered. End up paying too much for a scarf but get a good laugh out of the vendor's theatrics.
- (4:00 PM): A massage. Oh. My. God. This is heaven. All the stress and tension from the trip melts away. I emerge feeling like a new (and slightly oily) person.
- Evening (6:00 PM - whenever): Farewell dinner at a fancy restaurant by the river. Reflect on the trip. Try to remember everything I've seen, tasted, and felt. Cry a little because I don't want to leave.
Day 4: Departure - "Until Next Time, Vietnam…"
- Morning (8:00 AM): Last breakfast. Savor every bite.
- (9:00 AM): One last swim in my villa's pool.
- (10:00 AM): Check out. Say goodbye to the unbelievably kind staff. Promise to return.
- (11:00 AM): Taxi to Da Nang airport.
- (12:30 PM): The flight home.
- (All day): Dream about Vietnam and the magic I discovered.
Imperfections, Rambles, and Honest Truths:
- The Heat: It's real. Like, really real. Bring sunscreen, a hat, and embrace the sweat. You'll become one with it.
- The Motorbikes: They are everywhere. Cross the street with caution. And maybe a small prayer.
- The Food: Eat everything. Seriously. It's an adventure for your tastebuds. Be open to trying things you've never heard of. You'll probably love them.
- The People: The Vietnamese are incredibly kind and welcoming. Don't be afraid to smile, try to speak a few words of Vietnamese, and embrace their culture.
- The Emotion: You'll probably have a good cry. It's just that kind of place. It's beautiful, and chaotic, and heartbreaking, and life-affirming all at the same time.
- The Lessons: This trip isn't just a vacation. It’s an experience that will stay with me.
And that, my friends, is my messy, beautiful, and utterly human travel plan. See you in Vietnam (again), maybe?
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So, Sala Casamia… What IS it, exactly? (And is it *actually* a secret?)
Alright, alright, settle down, impatient traveler. Sala Casamia is essentially a *villa* experience masquerading as a hotel... kind of. It's a collection of absolutely gorgeous villas, each with its own pool, and most importantly, each with its own... vibe. And about the "secret" bit? Well, it used to be a proper hush-hush treasure, but now the cat's kinda out of the bag. Still, the location lends itself to feeling pretty exclusive, like you’ve stumbled onto something *special*. It *is* pretty special.
Okay, villa with a pool – seen it before. What makes Sala Casamia different? Why should *I* care?
Okay, listen. I've stayed in some fancy places. Places where they iron *your* socks. But Sala Casamia? It just... *felt* different. Maybe it was the sheer amount of space. Like, seriously, I could've held a small rave in my villa. (And I almost did. Nobody warned me about the soundproofing!) Or maybe it was the staff. They're so ridiculously helpful, but in a genuinely friendly way, not that overly-polished hotel way. They actually *cared* if you were enjoying yourself. I distinctly remember one of them, bless her heart, trying to teach me how to make spring rolls. Let's just say my spring rolls looked more like abstract art, and she just laughed and brought me more beer. THAT'S what I'm talking about. You should care because its relaxing, and that is where you should spend your time.
The location – is it convenient? I don’t want to spend my entire trip in taxis.
Right, so, the location is a bit of a mixed bag. It's close enough to the Ancient Town by taxi or a quick bike ride that you can experience the hustle and bustle, and then retreat to your tranquil oasis. Honestly, the bikes are the key to freedom! The hotel provides them, and exploring the rice paddies and local life on two wheels was one of the highlights of my trip. However, if you are lazy or don't bike, you might want to call a cab.
Let's talk food. Is the grub good? I'm a picky eater. And a glutton.
Oh, dear heavens, the food. Okay, the breakfast is *phenomenal*. Fresh fruit, pho that'll make you weep with joy, and the best damn croissants I've had outside of Paris (and maybe even better, don't tell the French). But I had an absolute MELTDOWN one night. I ordered room service, and the fries were... soggy. SOGGY! It was a tragedy, I tell you! But, in all fairness, they were super apologetic and comped my entire meal. And the other food at the restaurant? Top-notch. Just… maybe avoid the fries. Or learn from my mistakes.
What kind of people go there? Is it all honeymooners and Instagram influencers? (Pray tell me its not!)
Okay, this one's important. Because nobody wants to be surrounded by cliches. I saw a mix! Couples, yes, but also friends, families (with incredibly well-behaved kids, I might add), and even a few solo travelers. It's got a relaxed, unpretentious vibe, which means you're unlikely to run into the full-blown influencer brigade. There were definitely a few people taking photos, but it wasn't over-the-top. It was mostly people enjoying the peace and quiet and the sheer *beauty* of the place.
About that "sheer beauty"... Tell me *more* about the villas. What's the best? And how much will this actually cost me?
Right. So, the villas are pure indulgence. Think soaring ceilings, massive beds, outdoor showers... My villa? Oh, it was heaven. The best? Honestly, they're all pretty amazing, depending on your budget and needs. Some have direct pool access. Others have bigger rooms. Some have better views. Check the website! About the price? It's definitely a splurge, but considering the private pool, the space, and the overall experience, it's worth it. Don't expect budget backpacker prices, but also don't assume you need to remortgage your house. Shop around, and keep an eye out for deals. You might find yourself with a better deal than you think.
Any downsides? Because nothing is perfect. (And I'm a cynical traveler.)
Okay, Mr./Ms. Skeptic, you got me. The downsides? Well, like I mentioned, the fries were a letdown. The internet could be spotty at times. And honestly? The staff can be *almost* TOO attentive. Like, they anticipate your needs before you even think of them. It's a blessing and a curse. Oh, and the mosquitos. They're a thing. Bring bug spray, trust me.
Okay, okay, you've mostly sold me. But one last thing: would you go back? Honestly.
Absolutely. Without a doubt. I'm already plotting my return. The sheer relaxation, the beauty, the friendly staff, the (mostly) amazing food... It's the kind of place that stays with you. Even the memory of those soggy fries can't ruin it. Seriously, If I could, I'd live there. Just... pack extra bug spray. And consider bringing your own fry cook. You know, for emergencies.
