Hanoi's Hottest Homestay: Infinity Tub & Unforgettable Views!
Hanoi's Hottest Homestay: Infinity Tub & Unforgettable Views!: A Review That's Honestly… Messy But Authentic
Okay, friends, listen up. I just clawed my way back from the clouds of Hanoi, specifically from a place called “Infinity Tub & Unforgettable Views!” Let me tell you, the name? Nailed it. The experience? Buckle up, because this review is going to be less "polished travel brochure" and more "slightly chaotic but totally honest account of what happened." Remember, this is a REAL person, not a robot, writing this.
(Deep inhale. Where to even begin?)
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly.
Right, let's get the slightly less rosy stuff out of the way first. Accessibility? Hmm. They do list "Facilities for disabled guests," and the elevator (yes, there's an elevator!) is a definite win. But the details? I’d want to know exactly what "facilities" means. Do they have proper ramps everywhere? Are any rooms guaranteed fully accessible? I'm not an accessibility expert, but I’m wary. I’d call ahead and get very specific answers if this is crucial for you. The exterior corridors seemed pretty normal, which is good, but no guarantees.
Cleanliness and Safety: They're SERIOUS About This Stuff.
Okay, breathe. Because on the flip side, they're uber-serious about cleanliness and safety. This is a MASSIVE plus, especially right now. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. Staff trained in safety protocol? Apparently. Daily disinfection in common areas? Absolutely. I mean, I saw them doing it. They've got anti-viral cleaning products and even offer room sanitization opt-out available. Plus, individually-wrapped food options and a safe dining setup. I actually felt more comfortable here than I do in some places back home. They even have doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit. Talk about peace of mind! They even had cashless payment service which I love.
Rooms: The Real Deal? Let's Get Real.
The rooms… are everything. Let's start with the obvious, and the reason I made a beeline for this place: the infinity tub with the unforgettable views. I'm telling you, people, it’s as good as the photo. (And yes, I took a hundred more photos. Sorry, not sorry.) I soaked in that tub at sunset, with the city lights twinkling below, and I actually gasped. It’s ridiculous. It’s pure, indulgent bliss. The air conditioning worked like a dream (essential in Hanoi!). The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping in after those glorious tub sessions. I loved the bathrobes, slippers – little touches that made it feel luxurious. I had an extra long bed, which was dreamy. And the free Wi-Fi? Never a problem.
The Amenities: Pool, Spa, and…Gym?
Alright, let's talk about the goodies. First, the pool with a view? Yep, breathtaking. A little small, but the view makes up for it. The spa offered a plethora of treatments, including body scrubs and massages. I got one. And I'm pretty sure I turned into a puddle of happy goo. They also have a sauna, a steam room, and a fitness center. Okay, I'm not a gym bunny, but if you are, you'll be sorted. They weren't kidding when they said “spa”!
Dining & Drinking: Fueling Your Wanderlust (and Thirst!).
Food, glorious food! The Asian breakfast was a fantastic way to start the day. There was also a buffet with a wider selection. The restaurants had Asian cuisine as well as international cuisine. I loved the options. They had a poolside bar serving cocktails, and I was a regular. Room service was available 24-hours, and I made frequent use of it. The Happy Hour was legendary. And let's not forget the desserts in the restaurant. Need I say more?
Services and Conveniences: Making Your Life Easier.
These guys seriously thought of everything. They had concierge service, a doorman, and daily housekeeping. Laundry service was available, which was crucial after some of my more… adventurous food escapades. (Spilled pho: it happens.) There's even a convenience store for those late-night snack attacks. They also have a currency exchange, which is handy. And a safe deposit box in your room – always a good idea.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Beyond the Bubble Bath.
Hanoi is vibrant! Just to start, the infinity tub! The hotel organized trips, including tours to the more remote areas. The terraces are lovely for relaxing, and they even offer massage.
For the Kids?
I didn't have kids with me (thank heavens!), but they do list babysitting service and family/child friendly so that's promising if you need it.
Getting Around:
A real plus: airport transfer. So much easier than navigating the chaos of Hanoi taxis after a long flight. They also have a car park [free of charge] if you're brave enough to drive in Hanoi. (I'd advise against it, personally.)
The Emotional Rollercoaster: My Honest Take.
Okay, my fellow travelers, let's be real. This place isn't perfect. Nothing is. But the vibe? The experience? It was something else. I’m a sucker for a good view, and the infinity tub delivered on every level. The staff were friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to care about guests. I had a minor issue with my faucet (the bane of my existence!), and it was fixed within an hour. That is service.
The Imperfections? I honestly can’t fault it heavily.
The Verdict: Book It. Just, Book It.
If you’re looking for a splurge, for a taste of luxury, for an escape to remember, then Hanoi's Hottest Homestay: Infinity Tub & Unforgettable Views! is the goddamn place. Is it perfect? Nah. But the experience? The memories? The sheer, unadulterated joy of soaking in a tub overlooking Hanoi? Absolutely worth every penny.
My Honest & Shameless Offer: Book it NOW!
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Escape to Paradise: Le Blue Guest House Awaits in Port Elizabeth!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're diving headfirst into my Hanoi adventure from within the delightfully named "HomestayCHATHTC1InfinityTub1." Seriously, who names a place like that? Sounds like a Dr. Seuss poem about a luxury spa, but hey, I'm here for the chaos, and apparently, so is this homestay.
Day 1: Arrival & Pho-nomenal First Impressions (Plus, a near-disaster with a rogue motorbike!)
- Morning (ish - I blame jet lag). Landed in Hanoi. The air hits you like a warm, humid hug…or maybe a slightly suffocating embrace. Either way, whoa. Customs was a blur of smiling faces and rapid Vietnamese – all I understood was "passport." Found my pre-booked taxi (thank god for pre-booking…the potential haggling felt terrifying). The drive to the homestay? A sensory overload. Motorbikes everywhere. Like, a swarm of angry bees, all buzzing at once. I swear I saw a family of five on one, along with a mountain of…something. I didn't ask.
- Afternoon: Checked into HomestayCHATHTC1InfinityTub1. Turns out, the "InfinityTub1" bit is an outside tub, which is an excellent start. Room's cute enough—a little smaller than I expected, but it's clean. The wifi is iffy, but I'm here to experience Vietnam, not endlessly scroll TikTok. So, a win for the homestay in my eyes.
- Late Afternoon (and the near-death experience): Okay, so after settling into the room, I ventured out. Found a place to eat, a place that looked busy, always the best sign. Pho. The pho. OMG. I've been dreaming of this. The broth, the noodles, the herbs, the everything… pure, unadulterated heaven. I devoured it in about three minutes flat.
- Disaster strikes: And then… as I'm crossing the street, bam. A motorbike, out of nowhere. I swear, it came from the very depths of the chaos. Screeching tires. A near-miss. I froze. My heart hammered. The driver, he just looked at me, shrugged, and kept going. I’m pretty sure I saw him smile. Maybe it was the fear, but it just didn't feel like a big deal to him. Welcome to Hanoi, I guess.
- Evening: Back at the homestay, shaking slightly but alive. I definitely need a drink. Turns out, they have a little rooftop area (hidden gem!). Sat there sipping a beer, watching the city lights. It's beautiful, but also…a lot. This is going to be an adventure.
- Bedtime: After the near-death experience, I had really hoped to be asleep by now but I am still terrified of my upcoming moto ride tomorrow. I'm thinking I need to take out a life insurance plan before I do this…
Day 2: The Old Quarter Rollercoaster & The Egg Coffee Conspiracy (Mostly Egg Coffee)
- Morning: Breakfast at the homestay: Instant noodles. Seriously? Okay, low point of the trip so far, but at least the coffee was strong enough to wake the dead.
- Morning (continued) - the Old Quarter: Today, I'm embracing the tourist life and diving headfirst into the Old Quarter. I could not be more excited or more nervous. Seriously, a sensory assault even from my memory. The streets are narrow, overflowing with vendors selling just… everything. Silk, handicrafts, food… the smells alone are enough to send you into a food coma. Got "lost" (read: wandered aimlessly) in a maze of shops, haggled for a scarf (my bartering skills are clearly rusty), and nearly got run over by a bicycle. It was amazing!!
- Afternoon – The Egg Coffee Conspiracy: Let's be real, I'm here mostly for the egg coffee. I've read about this stuff for years. It's supposed to be like liquid tiramisu. I'm going to multiple places. I need to find the perfect one. I'm thinking I will need to drink multiple in order to actually decide.
- First Round: First place was a bit of a tourist trap, beautiful view, but the coffee was okay. A little too sweet and a little bland at the same time. I had to find something more.
- Second Round: Found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place. The guy barely spoke any English, but he understood the magic words. Coffee, eggs, sugar. This was closer to heaven.
- Third Round: This is where things get serious. I found a place, hidden away, that wasn’t really made for tourists. The coffee? Chef's kiss. Rich, creamy, the perfect balance of sweet and bitter. Pure bliss in a cup. I may have had three. Okay, I definitely had three. I'm now in a sugar coma. This could be the best thing; it could also be the thing that ends me. Stay tuned.
- Evening: Wandering back towards the homestay, slightly buzzed from the egg coffee and the adrenaline of the Old Quarter. Feeling a mixture of exhaustion and pure joy. This place… it's got its hooks in me.
- Dinner: Quick street food snack somewhere. I’m getting better at navigating the chaos, but I'm still not sure I'm not going to be sick later.
- Contemplations: I’m wondering if I become a coffee addict, or if I just end up stuck in my homestay with the worst toilet paper ever?
Day 3: Halong Bay – The Cruise from Hell (Or Heaven, Maybe?)
- Morning: 6 AM wake-up (ugh). Off on a boat trip to Halong Bay. The bus ride was a blur of highway and questionable karaoke. Started to wonder if I would even survive the day.
- Mid-day: Once on the boat the views were incredible! The limestone karsts rising from the emerald water? Stunning. The air was fresh, the sun was shining, and the boat itself…well, it was functional.
- The "Luxury" Cruise? The cruise claimed to be luxurious, I am not sure that is entirely true. The food was a buffet situation. The "kayaking" involved me nearly capsizing and getting eaten by something lurking in the water.
- Afternoon: Swimming and kayaking and generally marvelling at the sheer beauty of the place…until I had to go to the bathroom. It became a game of guessing which of the bathroom was the least disgusting, and which of the toilets looked the least likely to overflow.
- Evening: Karaoke. Karaoke on the boat. Karaoke I didn't participate in because I was way too embarrassed. Food was a hit or miss. Bed was fine, but I'm not sure how I would rate anything on this cruise.
- Reflection: The other tourists? Everyone was a bit strange. I'm pretty sure I saw a woman wearing a full bikini and a life vest at the same time.
- The Verdict: Halong Bay? Beautiful. The cruise? Not sure. I am not sure if I would go again.
Day 4: Back to Hanoi & The Water Puppet Tango
- Morning: Back on the bus. That was a long ride. So long. Is it an hour? Or a day? I have no clue.
- Afternoon: Check into the homestay. Took a very long shower to sort of decontaminate from the boat.
- Late Afternoon: Water puppet show time. It's exactly as weird as everyone says it is. Puppets on the water, traditional music, the whole shebang. I have no idea what was going on half the time (language barrier), but it was charmingly bizarre. How can you explain a magical water puppet show? My brain is still trying to process it.
- Evening: Back to the Old Quarter for one last pho fix (I can’t help myself) and a beer at a tiny bar. Hanoi, you wild, wonderful, slightly terrifying place. You’ve stolen my heart (and probably some of my sanity).
- Last thoughts: Tomorrow the plane is leaving. Honestly, part of me is excited to go and part of me doesn’t want to leave. I can see myself here. I need to come back.
Day 5: Departure (and a promise)
- Morning: One last stroll through the streets. I'm already planning my return.
- Departure: Bye, Hanoi! I'll be back for the egg coffee…and maybe the near-death experiences.
Hanoi's "Infinity Tub & Unforgettable Views" - Let's Get Messy! (An Actually Honest FAQ)
Seriously, is that infinity tub *actually* as good as the photos? Because, let's be real, Instagram lies.
**Bottom line:** Amazing? Yes. Always perfect and Insta-worthy? Maybe. But even with the fog, the feeling of *being* there, up high, soaking, watching the city slowly wake up... that part is pure magic. Just be prepared for a bit of grit with your glitz. And bring a good book, because you're gonna be up there a while.
Is the "unforgettable view" actually... you know... unforgettable? Or is it just another city view?
The location - is it easy to get around from? Are there any drawbacks?
Ok, the room itself. Is this place stylish and comfortable? Or is it all about the tub and the view?
One more thing... space is at a premium. Don't bring a ton of luggage. You'll be tripping over your suitcase pretty quickly.
What about the service? Is it helpful and friendly?
Is it worth the price? Should I just look for something cheaper?
