Escape to Paradise: OR Tambo Airport's City Lodge Oasis!
Escape to Paradise: OR Tambo Airport's City Lodge Oasis! - My HONEST Take (and It's Messy!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (South African) tea on Escape to Paradise: OR Tambo Airport's City Lodge Oasis! This isn't some perfectly polished, sterile review. This is messy, honest, and riddled with the kind of stream-of-consciousness thoughts that run rampant in my brain. Get ready for the ride, because we're diving DEEP.
First Impressions: Airport, Schmirport, Let's Get Comfy!
Let's be real, OR Tambo Airport is a zoo. You're either arriving after a grueling flight or bracing yourself for another one. The thought of a decent hotel right there is… well, it's pure gold. City Lodge Oasis, for the win. Accessibility? They’ve got an elevator (thank God! My knees ain’t what they used to be!), and I saw ramps. Seemed pretty darned good for a weary traveller, though I didn't personally test the wheelchair situation. Kudos to them for taking that seriously.
Accessibility: A quick note. The hotel states they have facilities for disabled guests. That's a win.
The Wheelchair accessible I don't have personal experience, but I did give it a good look.
Internet, Internet, Everywhere! (But is it good internet?)
Alright, the digital nomad in me is ALWAYS sniffing out the Wi-Fi. The good news? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And I tested it – it was decent (though not blazing speed – this is a hotel, people, not a Google headquarters). Internet [LAN] is available, if you are from the old school. Internet services are provided.
Internet and Wi-Fi in public areas Okay, this is an important one. I needed to get a quick video conference in the lobby. Good enough.
Room Ramblings: My Oasis (and My Sock Drawer Drama)
Okay, let's talk actual room. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning (SAVIOUR, especially in Joburg heat!), Alarm clock (thank you, I need to catch my flight!), Bathrobes, (Luxury!), Bathroom phone (weird but okay, I guess), Blackout curtains (YES! Sleep is sacred!), Carpeting (eh, not a deal-breaker), Closet, Coffee/tea maker (essential), Complimentary tea (gotta love it), Daily housekeeping (hallelujah!), Desk, Extra long bed (bliss!), Free bottled water (hydration is key!), Hair dryer (thank GOD!), High floor (I don't care where!), In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless (FREE WIFI!), Ironing facilities (a life saver!), Laptop workspace (score!), Linens, Mini bar (always a yes!), Mirror (check!), Non-smoking (good), On-demand movies (nice to have!), Private bathroom, Reading light (essential!), Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale (I have to face reality!), Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub (appreciated!), Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella (it can rain in Joburg!), Visual alarm (no use to me, but respect!), Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Seriously, it’s all there.
The room itself? Clean. Comfortable. Honestly, a welcome respite from jet lag. The only drama? My socks kept disappearing! I swear, the hotel room ate them. I'm convinced there's a sock-gobbling gremlin living under the bed. Just a heads-up, pack extra socks!
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe From the Gremlins too?
This is critical, right? Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Staff trained in safety protocol, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, (I like the sound of that!) - they're really on it. I felt safe, and that’s a massive relief.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and My Morning Muffin Crisis)
Okay, the food. Where do we begin? A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast (yay!), Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
Breakfast? Okay, the buffet. I LOVE a buffet! The Breakfast [buffet] was extensive. They had everything from a full cooked breakfast to cereals and pastries. It was a lifesaver because I was starving. BUT (and there's always a but, isn't there?), on one particular morning, they ran out of my FAVORITE muffins. Tragedy! My day was slightly tainted. Just kidding (mostly). The coffee was solid, though.
Restaurants, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], (I went for Room Service once, because jet lag) - This is all wonderful.
Ways to Relax: Spa-rty Time or Gym-ini Time
Oh man, that Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool [outdoor],… I'm not a spa-goer. But I am someone in need of a swim after a long flight. The swimming pool was lovely! Crystal clear, and it's open at nice hours. It's not some giant, Olympic-sized affair, but it’s perfect for a quick dip. And there's a Poolside bar. Score! I spent a happy hour here.
Okay, Fitness center, Gym/fitness. I'm not a gym person. I walked past it. It looked… gym-like. Equipped. I'm sure it's great! (I can't personally comment, it must be said.)
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easy (and Me Less Grumpy)
Air conditioning in public area, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
They had a convenience store! I needed some emergency chocolate, and it saved the day. The Daily housekeeping was a godsend. The Concierge was actually helpful. The Contactless check-in/out was a breeze. Basically, they've thought of everything to make your stay easy.
For the Kids: Bringing the Tiny Humans
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. While I don't have kids myself, it seemed like they had things set up for families.
Getting Around: Airport Shuttle - The True Hero!
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
The Airport transfer is EVERYTHING! Being able to stumble out of the airport and straight into a comfortable shuttle is priceless. That alone makes this hotel worth it.
The Quirky bits:
- The view from my room? Airport runways. Surprisingly awesome for plane-spotting!
- The staff? Friendly and efficient, but with that chilled-out South African vibe that I adore.
- The security? Solid. Feel super safe.
- Extra bit, there's a Shrine on site!
The Bottom Line: My Honest Recommendation
Would I stay at City Lodge Oasis again? ABSOLUTELY. It’s perfect for a stopover, a quick business trip, or even a longer stay near the airport area. It's clean, comfortable, safe, and the staff is brilliant. It's not perfect (those missing muffins!), but it’s damn close. Highly recommended.
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- Seamless Airport Transfers: From the terminal to TOTAL RELAXATION is a breeze!
- Free Wi-Fi in ALL Rooms: Stay connected AND avoid those pesky roaming charges!
- Delicious Dining, 24/7 Room Service & Poolside Lounging: Savor international and Asian
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary? Honey, it's less "polished travel brochure" and more "surviving a layover in Jozi". Get ready for a rollercoaster ride, because that's exactly what this is gonna be. We're talking City Lodge at OR Tambo, folks. Let’s see if we can actually survive!
Day 1: Arrival & Airport Angst (and Maybe a Decent Sleep, We Hope)
- 11:00 AM - Arrival (ish): Okay, let's be honest, flight schedules are about as reliable as a politician's promise. I’m praying to the travel gods that the plane actually lands on time. Last time, I swore I'd never fly EasyJet again, but here we are. Trapped in the sky… Again! The sheer relief when the wheels finally touch down? Absolute bliss. That first whiff of South African air… a mix of jet fuel, dust, and the faint promise of adventure. (Or maybe it’s just the airport, who knows!)
- 11:30 AM - Customs and Border Patrol… The Torture Begins: Remember that scene in The Terminal? Yeah, felt like that. Only, instead of a charming Tom Hanks, I got a stern-faced officer who really wanted to know why I was carrying three pairs of socks. Seriously? Socks! After answering what felt like a million questions, finally free. Freedom!
- 12:30 PM - Shuttle to City Lodge: Thank the lord for the hotel shuttle! Airport transfers? A necessary evil. Pray the driver doesn't think he's auditioning for Fast & Furious. The ride itself? A blur of highway, advertising billboards, and the internal monologue of 'Did I pack enough snacks?'
- 1:00 PM - Check-in & Room Debrief: City Lodge. Clean, basic, efficient. The hotel room is probably going to be… a room. Expect very little from the interior design… unless you're a fan of beige. My room? Decent. Thank the lord for a hot shower. It was like a baptism. The relief was phenomenal.
- 1:30 PM - The Great Snack Assessment & Panic Purchasing of Essentials: Where's the mini-bar? Ah, yes. It's empty. Gotta hit the vending machine. I forgot toothpaste! Again! You know, that realization – that sinking feeling that you've forgotten something essential? Oh, the humanity. This is going to be fun!
- 2:00 PM - Rest… or Attempt to, at least. Jet lag is a beast. And, in my case, an insomniac, judgmental beast. I will try to sleep. I will fail. Maybe I'll just stare at the ceiling and ponder the meaning of life. Or, you know, the meaning of why I always book the room facing the runway. Can you ever really get used to those take-offs?
- 5:00 PM - Airport Exploration: Okay, okay, I feel like I should be doing something… I can’t sit here. I'm going to explore the airport. My expectations are low. Really low. Maybe pick up some last-minute gifts. Get accosted by the souvenir shops. Get lost. Get overcharged. All the fun!
- 7:00 PM - Dinner & Airport Ambiance: Oh, this is the hardest part! What to do? No, actually, let's just eat. What cuisine? I’ll be honest, I’m not expecting Michelin-star quality here, but hey, I'll take what I can get. Airport food is an adventure. The people-watching, though? GOLD. I am fascinated. See the world go by. The tired business travelers. The excited families. The confused tourists. Ah, the melting pot of humanity! I love humans!
- 8:00 PM - Embrace the Airport Vibe… or Try To: I bet you can already picture what I am doing. Lounging with a book by a window, headphones on, or just watching the airport buzz. The endless parade of people… Each with a destination, each with their own story. I find myself oddly comforted by the rhythm of the airport. It’s… predictable!
- 9:00 PM – Sleep… Hopefully… for Real this Time. Lights Out. Pray to the travel gods for at least 6 hours of unbroken sleep. I'm dreaming of the next leg.
Day 2: Early Morning Departure & The Aftermath
- 6:00 AM - Wake Up, Regret, and Get Ready: Ugh. That alarm. I hate the alarm. But, hey, time to get up, get ready, and get that coffee into my system. It's going to be a long day.
- 6:30 AM - Airport Shuttle: Round Two: Back on that shuttle. Pray the driver has had their morning coffee. (Please.)
- 7:00 AM - Departure: The real adventure begins! South Africa? Done… for now!
- 7:30 AM – Departure and the Aftermath: Goodbye, Jozi. Until next time. Time to start the next adventure! I'll be a wreck for the next 48 hours. Guaranteed.
Final Thoughts:
This isn’t glamorous. This isn’t perfect. But it’s real. And that, my friends, is the essence of true travel. Embrace the mess. Embrace the chaos. Laugh at the mishaps. Because, honestly, that's where the best stories come from. See you on the other side! Wish me luck!
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Okay, spill: Is City Lodge at OR Tambo actually, like, an *oasis*? Seriously?
Alright, alright, settle down, drama queen! "Oasis" might be a *slight* exaggeration, especially if you're picturing a desert mirage with scantily clad dancers. But after enduring the absolute airport-ness that is OR Tambo... yeah, it’s a freaking lifesaver. Picture this: you've had a 17-hour flight that felt like a forced march. You're cranky, smell vaguely of recycled airplane air, and the idea of another airport bench fills you with existential dread. Then, BAM! You step into City Lodge and the air conditioning kisses your face, and you sigh like you've just found the ocean.
It's not perfect, mind you. The decor is... functional. Think "business-y beige," which isn't going to set your soul on fire. But the staff? Honestly, they’re lovely. Actually *smiling*! Imagine that! After battling grumpy customs officials, it felt like a genuine miracle. So, an oasis? Maybe a *mini-oasis*, a little pocket of sanity amidst the chaos. And honestly, sometimes that's all you need.
The FREE shuttle – is it any good? 'Cause, airports and shuttles… that's a recipe for disaster, right?
Okay, let’s be brutally honest about airport shuttles. They're usually a gamble. You’re crammed in next to someone who's *definitely* had too much garlic, the driver has a strange aversion to the speed limit, and you're convinced you're going to miss your flight.
The City Lodge shuttle is... decent. Not amazing, not award-winning, but *decent*. It’s frequent enough, in general (double-check the times 'cause they do shift!). And it gets you there! I remember one time, I was running so late for a connecting flight that I practically *begged* the driver to leave my luggage, and he, bless his cotton socks, actually waited a minute. That was a genuine hero move. So, yes, it’s good. Trust me, after the stress of trying to find a cab in a new country, or waiting for an Uber, the shuttle is genuinely your friend.
What's the deal with the rooms? Are they like, shoe-box size?
Okay, let’s get the bad news out of the way first. The rooms are *compact*. Don't expect a suite, don't expect a ballroom. Think "efficiently designed hotel room." They're functional. There's usually a decent bed (praise the lord!), a small desk, and a bathroom that, thank goodness, doesn't feel like you're showering in a phone booth.
But listen, I actually *like* the smaller rooms. Because, who wants to spend hours in their hotel room when they are stuck between flights? It's not a place to *live*. It’s a pit stop. You're there to crash, recharge, and (hopefully) not miss your connection! The rooms are clean (usually), and that’s really the most important thing, isn’t it? I have this memory of being completely exhausted, after a long trip. It had me and my friend, we went to sleep as soon as our heads hit the pillow. No problem. No complaints. Just a blissful sleep. Then we woke up fresh, and ready for the next stage. I have also had the pleasure of a perfectly located window, and a nice view of, well, the airport. That was perfect.
Breakfast! Is it a continental horror show, or actually edible?
Okay, breakfast… the eternal hotel question. Look, let's be real, no hotel breakfast is truly *gourmet*. But the City Lodge breakfast is... above average, for its category. You won't find Michelin-starred chefs whipping up soufflés, but you will find the essentials: toast, pastries, maybe some scrambled eggs, the usual suspects.
The best thing is, you can get great coffee - that's what's important. You know, that first cup of coffee, that just *hits* you. It's like a hug after that awful, long flight! I never had any issues with the food, and I never got sick. And that, friends, is the main point. It certainly gives me a great start to the day.
I have a super early flight! Can I actually get something to eat before the crack of dawn?
Oh, the dreaded early flight. *Ugh*. I feel you. There's nothing worse than that gnawing hunger pang before you hit the security line. The good news is yes, the hotel usually has something, even before the sun's properly up.
They do a breakfast bar that’s really worth it. And you can eat there. It's not the greatest food ever, but it keeps you ticking. Or, if you're feeling lazy (and who isn't at 4 AM?), there’s always room service. It’s probably nothing spectacular – a dry sandwich or something – but it’s *there*. And let’s be honest, sometimes accessibility does beat perfection. But seriously, double-check the times and options with the front desk the day before. You don't want a rumbling tummy echoing through the otherwise silent lobby.
Okay, let's talk about the location. Is it, like, *actually* near the airport or are they stretching the truth?
Right, *location, location, location*! And yes, City Lodge at OR Tambo… it's really, really near the airport. It's *almost* embarrassingly close. I mean, you could probably throw a baguette and hit it. (Don't do that, though, it's bad for the environment).
But it really does matter. After a loooong travel day, no one wants a grueling hour-long taxi ride. So, being so close is a huge win. You can be in bed in record time. And that's the biggest thing. Trust me, you will value proximity above all else when you’re running on fumes. It's a godsend. Because, you know, there's no joy in having a great hotel, if it takes you forever to get there.
Anything I *shouldn't* do at City Lodge? Any secret pitfalls I should avoid?
Okay, listen up. I’ve learned a few things about this place. Firstly, don’t expect a spa. You’re not going to find it. Secondly, don't expect to get the most amazing views. You are, after all, in an airport. So, you are likely to face, well, a view of the parking lot. But hey, it's a trade-off. You're paying for the immediateGlobe Stay Finder
