Escape to Paradise: Dosinia Luxury Resort's Ultra All-Inclusive Kemer Getaway
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're diving headfirst into the shimmering turquoise waters of the Dosinia Luxury Resort in Kemer. Forget perfect brochures, I'm about to spill the real, uncensored tea on this "Escape to Paradise" Ultra All-Inclusive Kemer getaway. And trust me, I've got opinions. LOTS of them.
First Impressions: The Good, the Bad, and the "Wait, Is That a Seagull?"
Landing at Antalya airport is a sensory overload – the heat, the throngs, the vendors selling "genuine fake" designer handbags. Airport transfer? Seamless. Dosinia’s airport transfer was smooth as silk. Car park [on-site] is massive. The exterior of the resort? Think "Mediterranean Glamour Meets Vegas Pool Party." The entrance, with its towering palms and sleek lines, hints at the luxury within. But I must admit, navigating the initial check-in process with a touch of pre-vacation exhaustion can be a bit of a grind. Contactless check-in/out is a plus, or at least, it's supposed to be. My experience? Let's just say they had a slight hiccup with the system. Still, the staff was friendly and accommodating, which smoothed things over. 10/10 for the staff, 7/10 for the technology.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly
Okay, let's talk accessibility. Facilities for disabled guests are available (thank goodness!), and there's an elevator (a MUST for a multi-level resort). However, I felt a little concerned about the terrain of the property which might be a challenge for navigating with a wheelchair. The resort could definitely improve the accessibility of certain areas. I'll give this a hesitant but honest rating of 7/10, hoping it will level up in the future.
Rooms: My Little Sanctuary (and the Battle of the Blackout Curtains)
I loved my room. Seriously. The Air conditioning was a lifesaver. Available in all rooms! Air conditioning, Check! Cleanliness was a priority, with rooms sanitized between stays. The bed? Heavenly. Extra long bed! The bathroom was modern, stocked with toiletries (although I brought my own, you know - just in case). The soundproofing was amazing, especially during those late-night karaoke sessions (more on that later). Oh, and the blackout curtains? A godsend! I'm a light sleeper, and these things were my best defense against the Turkish sunshine. The additional toilet in my room was also a luxurious touch.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Carb Overload)
Alright, foodies, listen up. The Dosinia is an all-inclusive dream come true, and quite the Buffet in restaurant, or if you wish, you can enjoy A la carte in restaurant. I’m not gonna lie, I indulged. Heavily. Breakfast was a buffet extravaganza, with everything from Asian breakfast, Western breakfast to a vast array of fresh fruits, pastries, and made-to-order omelets. The coffee shop deserves a special mention – fantastic coffee, and a great spot to relax during the day. Throughout the day, snack bar offered treats for the kids.
I was a massive fan of the Asian cuisine in restaurant, and the desserts in restaurant, especially the baklava - I could eat that stuff all day. The poolside bar was a constant temptation for drinks, I can assure you. The vegetarian restaurant was a pleasant surprise, and always had something tasty (even though I’m a carnivore at heart). They also provided alternative meal arrangement which was helpful. Room service [24-hour]! A saviour after a long day of sunbathing.
"Things to Do" List: From Relaxing to Rafting (and Everything In Between)
Okay, so you could spend your entire trip horizontal by the pool. And trust me, the Swimming pool [outdoor] is glorious. But, Dosinia offers a ton more and a great Fitness center.
- Pool with view: Stunning!
- Sauna, spa, and steamroom: Pure bliss.
- Gym/fitness: I attempted to go once. Never went back. But it's there!
- Things to do, ways to relax: Well, I chose "ways to relax".
- Massage: I probably had three.
- Foot bath: Never thought I'd like one, I was wrong.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitizing Overlords
The resort takes cleanliness very seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, lots of hand sanitizer, staff trained in safety protocol, and they even used sterilizing equipment. I felt incredibly safe, though, I do tend to get a little paranoid about germs, but I could relax here.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Concierge: Super helpful.
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless.
- Doorman: Always a friendly face.
- Food delivery: Not that I needed it with the all-inclusive, but the option was there.
- Safety deposit boxes: Essential.
- Wi-Fi [free]: I felt the internet speed was excellent.
For the Kids: A kid-friendly adventure zone.
If you're travelling with kids, Dosinia is gold. They have a Kids facility, Babysitting service(which I don't utilize), and Family/child friendly. The kids' meal looked pretty decent too.
The One Thing That Made My Trip… The Pool’s View
Okay, this is probably the most important thing I have to say: the view from the pool. This wasn’t just a pool; it offered an absolutely breathtaking view. I mean, wow. Picture this: turquoise water merging with the deep blue of the Mediterranean, the mountains rising up in the distance, the sun setting in a blaze of glory…I could go on. That view, combined with the perfectly cool water and a cocktail in hand, was my peak vacation moment. It’s where the stress melted away, where I finally felt truly present and alive. That pool view alone is worth the trip.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Honest Truth
- Karaoke Night: A must-see (and ear-plug-required) experience. The enthusiasm was infectious, the singing, less so. I may have participated after a few cocktails, let's just say.
- The "Essential Condiments Crisis": I was craving mustard one breakfast. Turns out the resort was having a moment with their condiment supply. First world problems, I know, but it’s funny now.
- The Lack of a "Proposal Spot": I'm not necessarily ready to propose, but the resort may need to set up a more suitable spot for a marriage proposal.
Final Verdict: Should You "Escape to Paradise"?
Absolutely. Despite a few minor hiccups, Dosinia Luxury Resort is a fantastic choice for a Kemer getaway. It's a place where you can genuinely relax, indulge in delicious food, and soak up the sun (and that pool view!). The Ultra All-Inclusive package is well worth the price. The service is friendly, the amenities are plentiful, and the overall vibe is pure vacation bliss.
My Rating: A solid 8.5 / 10. Go. Book it. And tell them Maria sent you. (But maybe don’t mention the karaoke… )
GV Hotel Cagayan De Oro: Your Paradise Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the glorious, chaotic, chlorine-scented abyss that is my itinerary for a week at the Dosinia Luxury Resort-Ultra All Inclusive in Kemer, Turkey. Prepare for a rollercoaster of sun, questionable decisions, and the unwavering pursuit of the perfect cocktail.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Pool Panic
- 7:00 AM: Flight from [City – insert your hellhole of departure here – I’m looking at you, Chicago!]. Already regretting the skimpy sleep. Coffee… need coffee… and maybe a shot of something stronger to get through customs.
- 1:00 PM (Local Time): Landed! Turkish immigration was… well, it was an experience. Imagine a line of people looking vaguely suspicious of each other, all vying for a stamp. Got my passport stamped, finally!
- 2:00 PM: Taxi ride to the resort. The scenery? Stunning. The driver? A speed demon who clearly moonlights as a Formula 1 hopeful. My heart rate hasn’t returned to normal.
- 3:00 PM: Check-in. First impressions: The lobby? Gleaming marble. The air conditioning? A blessed relief. The staff? Utterly charming, bless their hearts.
- 3:30 PM: Room revelation. Balcony overlooking the pool. YES. The mini-bar… stocked with free everything. DOUBLE YES! Unpacked the essentials: swimsuit, sunscreen (factor approximately a million), and a book I will probably not read.
- 4:00 PM: Pool Panic! Okay, so I’m easily overwhelmed. The pool area is HUGE. Slides, swim-up bar, screaming children… it's sensory overload. Found a sun lounger (victory!). Then, decided the water was a bit… crowded. Took a quick dip, then retreated to dry land, feeling thoroughly un-Zen. Need a drink. Immediately.
- 5:00 PM: First cocktail: Classic Margarita. Made it myself, and felt like a pro after the third one. Started to feel the serenity creep in…
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the buffet. Oh, the buffet! A glorious battlefield of culinary delights. Tried a little bit of everything, because, well, I can. The pasta was lukewarm, but the baklava? Heavenly. Ended the night watching a dreadful, yet strangely captivating, karaoke performance. What a day!
Day 2: Beach Bliss & the Turkish Bath Betrayal
- 9:00 AM: Recovered from the buffet binge. Coffee on the balcony, contemplating life, the universe, and whether I really need another pastry.
- 10:00 AM: Beach day! The beach is pebble-y, not sandy, which is a bit of a bummer for my feet but the Aegean Sea is breathtakingly turquoise. Spent a glorious hour just getting blasted by the sun. Then, I realized I needed shade… FAST.
- 11:00 AM: Found a beachside umbrella. Bliss. Proceeded to witness a small child trying to build a sandcastle made of pebbles. It was… endearing, and the child seemed determined to win.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch: Beachside restaurant. Fish tacos. Surprisingly good. Tried to chat up the waiter, who seemed utterly unimpressed with my attempts at Turkish phrases. But, the food was worth it.
- 3:00 PM: The Turkish Bath… Oh, the Turkish Bath. I signed up for the full spa package. It sounded… relaxing. It was… intense. First, the sauna, which was fine. Then, the scrubbing. OMG the scrubbing! Imagine someone trying to peel off your skin with a loofah the size of your head. Followed by a soapy massage, which felt like being tackled by a very enthusiastic octopus. I feel like I've been through a car wash. Emerging a raw, shiny mess, I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.
- 5:00 PM: Post-bath stupor. A little nap on the balcony.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the Turkish restaurant. The food was better than last night, and I'm loving the mezes. Tried some raki. It's stronger than it tastes.
- 9:00 PM: Evening entertainment: An attempt to understand a Turkish dance performance. Watched some belly dancing… It was amazing! Now I wish I was not tired.
Day 3: Excursion Fiasco & The Swim-Up Bar Siege
- 8:00 AM: Woke up feeling slightly dehydrated. Water, water, everywhere!
- 9:00 AM: Booked an excursion to the city of Phaselis. Said it was “historic” and “scenic.” Turns out, “historic” meant “a lot of dusty rocks.” “Scenic” meant “a lot of heat with no shade.” It was HOT. And I mean, melting-into-the-pavement HOT.
- 11:00 AM: Walked around ruins. Didn't understand them. Wanted to take pictures, but all the good spots were taken.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in the Phaselis. Mediocre tourist trap. Kebab felt dry and the service was slow.
- 3:00 PM: Abandoned the excursion. Decided to return to the resort.
- 3:30 PM: Swim-Up Bar Siege! This is where the real fun begins. Found my spot and began aggressively ordering cocktails. The bartender is now my best friend. Or at least, the person most likely to give me a drink.
- 6:00 PM: Snack attack. Ordered nachos from the poolside menu. They were the perfect combination of cheesy, salty, and greasy.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the Italian restaurant. Carb overload. Ate my weight in pizza and pasta.
- 9:00 PM: Trying my hand at table tennis. Losing badly. Maybe the cocktails are affecting my coordination?
Day 4: Boat trip with a twist
- 9:00 AM: Woke up and started to feel the hangover. Ugh.
- 10:00 AM: The pre-planned boat trip. The good news: the boat was beautiful. The bad news: I got seasick. Oh, the irony! Seasickness tablets, anyone?
- 11:00 AM: Finally, stopped being sick. The swim was amazing but the sun? Scorching!
- 1:00 PM: BBQ on the boat. Food was good, but some of the people in the party? Terrible. But well. I ate a lot.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the resort.
- 5:00 PM: Relax in the balcony.
- 7:00 PM: Started the night at the main restaurant.
- 9:00 PM: Karaoke night again!
Day 5: The Pursuit of Happiness (and Air Conditioning)
- 10:00 AM: Coffee, balcony, contemplation of life and the best way to achieve ultimate relaxation.
- 11:00 AM: Tried the gym. Lasted about 15 minutes. The air conditioning was a tempting siren song.
- 12:00 PM: Pool time! Found a spot with the ideal sun-shade balance. Perfect.
- 1:00 PM: The swim-up bar continues to beckon.
- 2:00 PM: Ordered a burger at the pool, which was pretty bad.
- 3:00 PM: Visited the spa again. This time, I got a massage, which was absolute heaven.
- 5:00 PM: Napped.
- 7:00 PM: Ate at a seafood restaurant. The food was amazing but the waiter kept asking for more tips.
- 9:00 PM: Watched a show in the amphitheater. It featured fire-eating. Very impressive.
Day 6: Souvenir Scramble & The Sunstroke Scare
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Ate everything.
- 10:00 AM: Shopping in the Kemer town. I should have gone earlier.
- 12:00 PM: Sunstroke scare! Too much sun. Went back and stayed in the shadows.
- 2:00 PM: More drinks.
- 5:00 PM: Packed the bags.
- 7:00 PM: Went to the main restaurant.
- 9:00 PM: Last night. Ate everything.
Day 7: Farewell, Paradise (and Possibly My Liver)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast. Last attempt to eat all the pastries.
- 8:00 AM: Packed, again.
- 9:00 AM: Last dip in the pool. A tear rolled down my face. (Okay, maybe not, but the sentiment is there)
- 10:00 AM: Check-out. Said farewell to the staff. They were amazing.
- **11:00 AM
Okay, First Thing's First: Is This Thing Actually "Luxury"? Because I'm Not About to Sleep in a Hostel, You Know?
Luxury…hmmm. Let's just say it's *aspirational* luxury. The rooms? Pretty damn nice. Marble bathrooms, giant beds, the whole nine yards. However, the "luxury" designation sometimes felt a bit…overplayed. Like, the chocolate-covered strawberries at turndown service were *amazing* (honestly, I ate like five), but they were also a bit…stiff? You know, the kind that's been in the fridge a day too long. Still, the view from the balcony overlooking the Mediterranean was spectacular. So, yeah, *acceptable* is probably the best word. Good, but not "I'm a sultan" good.
The Ultra All-Inclusive - Is It Truly Ultra? Or Just "Mostly Inclu-Oh, You Have to Pay Extra for That"?
Okay, this is where things get…complicated. The alcohol? Mostly included, yes. But the premium brands? Prepare to open your wallet! My friend Dave, bless his heart, tried to sneak a bottle of Grey Goose from the duty-free (don't tell anyone!). He ended up, well, let's just say the security guard didn't find that particular joke very funny. The food… oh, the food. Endless buffets of pretty good grub, but the a la carte restaurants? Some were amazing (the Turkish one was epic!), but they required reservations, and those reservations were harder to snag than a winning lottery ticket. The "Ultra" part felt a bit… selective. But hey, free ice cream whenever you wanted? Sold! I may or may not have single-handedly funded their ice cream budget.
The Pools! Tell Me About the Pools! Do I Need to Fight for a Sun Lounger?
Oh, the pools! There were… pools. Several pools. One with a swim-up bar (important!), one with slides (fun, but slightly terrifying after a few cocktails), and a kid's pool (avoid unless you enjoy screaming children and rogue water balloons). The sun lounger situation? Let’s just say it’s a dog-eat-dog world. I witnessed a full-on *chair war* one morning. People were practically sprinting to claim their territory at dawn! My advice? Wake up early, stake your claim with a towel, and then go back to sleep. Or, you know, join the chair war. It was… entertaining. I may have participated once or twice. Don't judge. The sun is brutal.
Is Kemer Actually "Paradise"? Did You Find Your Inner Peace? (Or Just a Good Margarita?)
Paradise? That's a strong word. Kemer itself is… well, it's a tourist town. Lots of shops selling the same souvenirs, a bustling (read: chaotic) marketplace, and a beach that's more pebbles than sand (ouch!). As for inner peace…I found a really good margarita. Does that count? Seriously though, the Mediterranean is stunning, and the mountains provide a beautiful backdrop. The sunsets are genuinely breathtaking. And yeah, I did find a sliver of peace, mostly while lounging on a sunbed with a book and a cocktail. But let’s be real, inner peace and all-inclusive resorts rarely go hand in hand.
What About the Entertainment? Did You Get Tired of the Animation Team After the Third Day?
Oh, the entertainment. Buckle up, because this is a mixed bag. The animation team… bless their hearts, they worked *hard*. They were constantly trying to get you involved in some sort of activity (water aerobics, anyone?). After the third day? Yeah, I started avoiding them. I perfected the art of the polite head nod and quick dash to the bar. The shows were… well, let’s call them "enthusiastic". Think cheesy dance routines, questionable lip-syncing, and a whole lot of glitter. But, honestly, they were kind of endearing. You know, the kind of thing you laugh at *ironically* while secretly enjoying. Deep down. I even found myself singing along to the ABBA tribute show. Don't judge. My inner disco queen was released.
The Food! Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks. Was the Food Poisoning as Rampant as I've Heard?
Food poisoning? Okay, so here’s the deal. I *personally* avoided any major incidents, thankfully. BUT, I heard whispers. Whispers of dodgy seafood, suspicious salads, and tummy troubles. My advice? Be cautious. Stick to cooked food, wash your hands religiously, and maybe pack some Immodium. The buffet was a gamble, honestly. Some days were glorious, others, a little… suspect. That mayonnaise-based potato salad? Avoid it. Trust me. Especially if it's been sitting out in the sun... I’m getting shivers just thinking about it. And, if you do get sick, don’t say I didn’t warn you! And seriously, ALWAYS bring hand sanitizer.
Let's Talk About the Staff. Were They All Smiles and Sunshine, or Did You Sense a Hint of Desperation?
The staff… they were generally lovely. Mostly. They worked *long* hours, and you could see the exhaustion in their eyes sometimes. Smiles and sunshine? Yeah, mostly. They were always polite and helpful, and they genuinely seemed to want to make your stay enjoyable. There were occasional moments where I *thought* I sensed a hint of desperation, or maybe just… weariness. You know, the kind of look that says, "I've seen a thousand sunburnt tourists order the same watered-down cocktail today." But overall, they were fantastic, considering. Tip them! They deserve it. Seriously, tip them generously. They're the unsung heroes of this whole operation.
The Spa! Is It Worth the Hype (and the Extra Cost)? Or Should I Just Stick to the Free Sauna?
The spa… Okay, I’m going to be brutally honest here. I splurged on a massage. It was… nice. Relaxing. The therapist was lovely. But was it worth the extra cost? Honestly? Probably not. The free sauna was… well, it was a sauna. It was hot. It was slightly damp. It did the job. If you’re on a budget, skip the spa. The beach is a much better investment of your time. The sea breeze is free, and you can sunbathe all day long, which is the true luxury, right?
Okay, The BIG Question: Would You Go Back? (And Be Honest!)
