Moxy The Hague: The Netherlands' Hottest Hotel? You Decide!
Moxy The Hague: The Netherlands' Hottest Hotel? Hold My Stroopwafel! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, so, "hottest hotel" huh, Moxy The Hague? Bold claim. I'm in. I'm skeptical, I'm hungry, and I'm ready to spill the beans (and maybe some bitterballen) on this place. Prepare yourselves, because this isn't your average, polished hotel review. We're going deep.
Accessibility & Safety: The Bare Necessities (and a Sigh of Relief)
Let's get the boring (but important) stuff out of the way. Accessibility: Yup, elevators are present and accounted for (thank goodness), ticking off that all-important box. I didn't need it personally, but it's good to know they've got the basics covered. Cleanliness and safety: Honestly, in today's world, this is paramount. I give Moxy big props for hitting the mark. They clearly give a damn. I saw several signs of cleaning in action. Hand sanitizer stations everywhere are a plus (and a lifesaver after wrestling with those Dutch public transport doors!), they use anti-viral cleaning products, and have staff trained in safety protocol. This feels more than a standard lip service to a crisis and that's comforting. The daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays are reassuring, and the fact that room sanitization opt-out is available says they recognize individual needs.. First aid kit is also a good sign.
Internet - The Digital Lifeline (and My Crummy Connection)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! My phone and laptop are practically glued to my hands, and I need the sweet, sweet nectar of the internet. The connection was… decent. Better in the common areas, honestly. Sometimes, my zoom calls stuttered, which is a minor gripe but a real annoyance when you're trying to look like you're actually working. But hey, internet access-wireless is offered in the rooms.
Rooms: My Tiny, Stylish Sanctuary (With a Few Quirks)
The rooms. Ah, the rooms. Compact. Chic. And, dare I say, a little too minimalist for my tastes? They've got this whole "urban cool" vibe going on, all exposed brick and funky furniture. The blackout curtains were a godsend. I loved the in-room safe box, even though I really had nothing worth stealing (thank you, credit card). The desk was functional, and the laptop workspace came in handy. I appreciated the extra long bed because I'm 6 feet tall and don’t like my feet hanging off the edge, although I do wish the bed felt less… boxy. The shower was good, and the slippers were a nice touch. I’m a fan of air conditioning, an alarm clock, a hair dryer, and the complimentary bottled water. The open plan in the room could be improved upon.
Anecdote Time! I spent the first five minutes of my stay trying to figure out how to turn the lights on. There was a switch, some wall art, and a lot of head-scratching. Eventually, I figured it out. It’s the little things like this that make a hotel stand out.
Food & Drink: Eating My Way Through The Hague (Or At Least Trying To)
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges? Yes! Moxy has its own bar and restaurant set up. The Breakfast buffet was… well, it's a buffet. Nothing mind-blowing, but plenty to keep you going. I opted for the Asian breakfast and it was actually pretty tasty. They also offer a breakfast service and breakfast takeaway service which is useful, and the coffee/tea in the restaurant kept me fueled. My favorite thing about the bar was the poolside bar . Happy hour got me through a few stressful hours of work. The other side is that there wasn't a lot of options in the buffet for me. I'm vegetarian and felt like I could have needed more options.
I could not find a place to order some proper Dutch snacks on the menu. I was told, I had to go elsewhere. A restaurant with both Western and international cuisine is a good thing. I'm not sure how often I would order the room service [24-hour], but it's nice to know that's available. The presence of snacks and other options in the convenience store comes in handy when you're peckish in the middle of the night.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams (And a Mild Disappointment)
Okay, here’s where my expectations were perhaps a little too high? I was really hoping for some serious relaxation. I'd seen mentions of a spa… sadly, it was actually quite limited and I did not have time to relax. The pool with view sounded lovely, but it's an outdoor pool; you need to be prepared for the weather! The sauna, spa/sauna,, and steamroom are not available either. They do have a fitness center/gym which I didn't use, because, you know, vacation, but at least it's there.
Services & Conveniences: The Swiss Army Knife of Hotels
Moxy's got a ton of stuff. A front desk [24-hour], a concierge, daily housekeeping, laundry service, luggage storage – the usual suspects. They offer meeting/banquet facilities and could host seminars and business facilities for special events. The cash withdrawal helped, and the currency exchange was really useful. I loved the contactless check-in/out – so fast! Food delivery is a plus, and the convenience store is great for late-night snacks.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer is available (thank you!), and they offer car park [free of charge] and also a car park [on-site]. This is really useful in a city where parking can be a pain.
For the Kids:
They have some family/child friendly options, including babysitting services if required, but I didn’t check them out.
My Final Verdict:
Moxy The Hague? Not the hottest hotel I've ever stayed in. But is it good? Yes, definitely! It's clean, modern, and in a great location if you want to be close to the Hague Central Station. The staff were friendly, even when dealing with my chaotic attempts at Dutch. The room aesthetics could be improved and the amenities a little more robust, but the core experience is absolutely solid. It strikes a good balance of style and comfort.
Moxy The Hague: Your Hague Hangout! (Book Now!)
Stop scrolling. Seriously. Stop. Moxy The Hague is calling your name! Get ready to ditch the boring hotel routine and embrace the urban cool of this stylish Dutch haven.
Here's the deal:
- Unbeatable Location: Explore The Hague's vibrant culture, historical beauty, and bustling nightlife right at your doorstep. Easy access to public transport makes exploring easy.
- Stay Connected (and Comfortable): Free Wi-Fi, super-comfy beds, and all the essentials make your stay a breeze.
- Fuel Your Adventures: Kickstart your day with a delicious breakfast, unwind with drinks at the bar, or grab a bite at the restaurant.
- Safety First, Fun Always: Feel secure with top-tier hygiene practices, and contactless check-in.
- Style That Speaks: The stylish design and playful atmosphere will make you want to extend your stay (seriously, I almost did).
Book your stay at Moxy The Hague and get:
- A free welcome drink at the bar to kickstart your Hague adventure.
- The best rates guaranteed
- No hidden fees.
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(Disclaimer: No stroopwafels were actually harmed in the making of this review. But I did eat a lot of them.)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your sanitized travel itinerary. This is my attempt to wrestle some sense out of a trip to Moxy The Hague – a place, from what I've gathered, that promises a blend of "hip" and "convenient." Let's see if they deliver, shall we?
Moxy The Hague: A Messy, Opinionated Love Letter (Probably)
Pre-Trip Panic (Because, Let's Be Real)
- Weeks Before: Okay, so flight booked. Now, the real horror begins: the packing. I overpack. Always. I’m convinced the apocalypse will strike, and I’ll only survive if I have 3 different types of moisturizer, a backup pair of hiking boots, and like, ten scarves. This time, I'm vowing to be minimalist. (Spoiler: I'm not.)
- Days Before: Ugh, emails. Reminders. Currency exchange. Learning basic Dutch phrases. "Goedemorgen" and "bedankt" are the only two I'm actually confident about. Pray for me. And for the poor people who will witness my linguistic fumbling.
- Hours Before: My brain is mush. Am I forgetting something? My passport! My phone charger! My… sanity? Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
Day 1: Arrival and First Impressions - AKA The "Am I Too Old for This?" Phase
- Morning - The Hague Arrival:
- The Train: A marvel! Smooth, clean, and I actually managed to navigate it without looking like a total tourist. I swear, that's a small victory in itself.
- To Moxy: Okay, pulling up to Moxy. It looks… trendy. Too trendy? I'm battling the urge to clutch my pearls. The lobby is all mismatched furniture and a bar that screams "Instagrammable." Am I too old for this? Maybe. But hey, I'm still breathing, so in we go.
- Check-in: Quick and painless. Score! The staff is young, friendly, and… well, cool. I feel a sudden surge of self-consciousness about my travel-worn jeans. Must. Up. My. Game.
- Afternoon - Settling In and Initial Exploration:
- Room Reveal: The room is small, like really small. But clean! And surprisingly well-designed. They've squeezed a lot into a little space. The bed, I collapse. This is where I will be now until my next adventure.
- Neighborhood Walk: Right outside the hotel is… well, a city. The Hague. First impressions are mostly "organized chaos". I got lost within five minutes. But stumbled upon a cute little bakery with the most delicious-smelling pastries. I bought every single one, and felt no guilt. This is what life's about.
- Emotional Reaction: I feel tired and overwhelmed, and maybe a bit like a fish out of water. A familiar feeling. I just hope this feeling will subside.
- Evening - Dinner and Decadence (Maybe):
- Restaurant Roulette: Back to square one. The internet says there are great restaurants nearby. But which one? I stumble around on google and decide I will choose the first one that looks delicious.
- Eating Alone: I'm a pro at this. I have my book, my phone, and the quiet joy of not having to share my fries.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm tired but content. My pastry-induced sugar rush is wearing off, and the reality of being alone in a foreign city is starting to set in. But, I feel good, and that's what matters.
Day 2: Culture, Canals, and Minor Meltdowns
- Morning - Delving into Dutch History (And My Own Head):
- Museum Madness: Okay, here's a plan: explore the Mauritshuis Museum, home to Vermeer's "Girl with a Pearl Earring." I’m a total art nerd, which means I get easily overwhelmed by beauty.
- "Girl with a Pearl Earring": I had to push people to catch a glimpse. Then I stood there, mouth agape, almost in tears. The light, the subtlety, the… the pearl! It's the most beautiful painting I have ever seen. I almost missed my train back because I was so caught up staring at this painting.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated awe. And a sudden, inexplicable desire to learn to paint. Maybe I should do that.
- Afternoon - Getting Lost (Again!) and Canal Dreams:
- Canal Cruise: The boats were smaller than I expected, but that's the charm of it, right? I was wrong. It was okay, but a bit much because of the tourists.
- Getting Lost Again: Okay, here is a story. The streets in The Hague are like a maze. One minute, I think I'm going towards a place, and the next minute, I'm in a completely different direction and I'm wondering how I even got here.
- Emotional Reaction: A mixture of frustration and amusement. I’m learning to embrace the chaos. And the occasional wrong turn.
- Evening - Food and Reflection:
- Dinner Dilemma: I've had a full day of exploration. I'm starving. I'm also tired of being surrounded by people. Time to return to my room.
- Evening: I feel content and warm with appreciation.
Day 3: Farewell (Sooner Than I'd Like)
- Morning - Last Bites and a Dash of Regret:
- Breakfast at the Hotel: The breakfast at the Moxy is not what I expected. I thought it would be bad, but it's surprisingly good. This is the moment I have to check my emails.
- Post Office: I visit the Post Office and send a postcard to my favorite person. Every trip, I always send a postcard.
- Emotional Reaction: Mixed emotions. I’ve loved it here. I want to stay here. I don't want to leave.
- Afternoon - The Great Escape:
- Check Out: Smooth as silk. Maybe Moxy is alright.
- Departure: The airport. More crowds. More lines. I buy a ridiculously overpriced coffee and start mentally planning my next escape. The cycle begins anew.
Final Thoughts (Or, My Moxy-The Hague Verdict):
Moxy The Hague: It's a thing. It's not perfect. But it's clean, it's modern, and it's well-located. The staff are lovely, and the bed was comfortable. I'd stay again. Would I recommend it? Hmmm… Depends. If you're after something budget-friendly and like a buzz, sure! If you're looking for serenity and quiet luxury, probably not.
And The Hague itself? It's a beautiful city. It's got history, art, canals, and enough quirks to keep me entertained for a lifetime. And the pastries? Don't even get me started.
Will I return? Absolutely. I'm already plotting my next escape. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to start packing for the apocalypse. Just in case.
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Moxy The Hague: Hot or Not? Let’s Get Messy! (FAQ Edition)
Okay, Seriously, What *IS* Moxy The Hague Supposed to Be? I Keep Hearing Different Things.
Ugh, right? It's like they're selling you a lifestyle, not just a room. Think "trendy millennial on a budget meets Dutch cool." That's the *vague* pitch. Translation: A relatively cheap hotel trying REALLY hard to be hip. It's Moxy. It's part of the Marriott family, so you *kinda* know what you're getting, quality-wise (mostly good, mostly). But the vibe? That's where things get... interesting.
Look, walking in, it’s all neon signs screaming "PLAY!" and communal tables where you're *supposed* to be mingling with strangers over a ridiculously strong Negroni. It's… a lot. But is it *good* a lot? That's what we're here to dissect, my friends.
Is it actually *in* The Hague, or just… near it? Because I’m not trying to spend an hour on a tram.
Actually, it's pretty damn close! That’s a major win, trust me. It's right near the central station which connects to all the key spots. You can stumble out (after a few too many drinks at the bar, which I may or may not have done...) and you're basically there. No endless tram journeys. No soul-crushing commutes. YES. That's worth a lot.
The Rooms! Are they tiny little shoeboxes like so many budget hotels? Spill the tea!
Okay, confession time: They're… cozy. Let's go with that. Not exactly a ballroom. Think cleverly designed efficiency apartments. You've got everything you need: a comfy bed (surprisingly comfy, actually!), a decent shower (water pressure? Solid. Amen.), and a TV. No, you won’t be hosting a rave, or practicing your interpretive dance with a lot of room to move. But you can probably do a decent yoga routine. Probably.
Honestly, it's fine. They embrace the small space. The beds are comfy. The design is… modern. It worked for me, and honestly, for the price, I wasn’t expecting a penthouse. Just don't expect to unpack your entire suitcase. Pack light. Or, you know, just live out of the suitcase like a normal person. (Which I totally do. Don't judge me.)
Tell me about the Bathroom. Is it a torture chamber?
Okay, the bathroom… It *is* compact. Think "airplane bathroom, but slightly less terrifying." The shower is good, though! Which is a MAJOR plus. The water pressure is decent, and I'm a stickler for a good shower. Seriously, a bad shower can ruin a day. The toiletries are… fine. Generic, but functional. Bring your own fancy stuff if you're a diva. And remember, you will be bumping against things. Its close quarters.
What's the vibe like? Because I'm not always in the mood for "party, party, party."
Right. This is where it gets… tricky. They *want* you to think "hip, happening, let’s all be Instagram influencers!" And sometimes… it works. When I visited, there was a DJ spinning on the weekend which got the energy up. But there was also a bunch of people lounging around playing board games and chatting. However, it's a very "actively trying" kind of vibe. It can be a bit… much. Like a toddler who’s just learned the word “look.”
Honestly, it *can* feel forced. I caught the tail end of some sort of networking event, and if I had to endure another forced introduction about my favorite cocktail, I would’ve lost my mind. If that's not your speed, you can easily retreat to your room and avoid the hubbub. The noise levels are generally pretty good, but again, this is a hotel geared toward active entertainment, not silent contemplation.
Speaking of noise… Is it Loud? Because I need my beauty sleep!
Okay, so, I *should* preface this with, I'm a light sleeper. Like, I can hear a pin drop from a mile away. And, well, it was *mostly* okay. The walls were relatively thick, which was a relief. However, there were some nights, when the bar was hopping (which, if the hotel is doing its job, it will be) that it carried over. I recommend asking for a room away from the lift or bar, but it's not a dealbreaker. Bring earplugs if you're seriously worried.
The air conditioning was also a godsend and did a pretty good job of blocking out the outside noise, which I appreciated. Don't worry too much about the noise, but be prepared just in case! Trust me, you're not going to get COMPLETE silence, but you should be okay.
The Bar! Is it any good? Drinks are important.
Yes! The bar is pretty great. They make a mean Negroni. And the bartenders are pretty good. It’s a classic hotel bar, which is to say a little overpriced, but whatever. The atmosphere is buzzing, but not obnoxious. It's actually a pretty good place to hang out. I ended up chatting with a random guy there for a solid hour at one point. Good vibes. I *may* have had one too many…
Pro tip for anyone on a budget; sneak in some of those delicious Dutch beers you see on the supermarket shelves and have them in your room. Save some money that way.
And the breakfast? Is it the usual sad hotel buffet?
Okay, the breakfast... it's included! Which is a massive win. But... it's not gourmet. It's a pretty standard continental spread. Think pastries, fruit, cold cuts, some cereal (yes!), and the usual coffee machine. Don't expect Michelin star quality, but it’s enough of a jumpstart for your day. It gets the job done. And, again, it IS included, which is a huge plus in termsMy Hotel Reviewst
