Princess Anne's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn!
Princess Anne's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn! - A Review So Real, It's Almost Illegal (But Mostly Legal, We Think)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the glorious, the potentially slightly dusty, world of Princess Anne's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn! Let me tell you, the name is a bold promise. "Unbeatable Value"? Okay, Inn. We'll see about that. But after my stay, I gotta say… they're not entirely wrong. This review is going to be a rollercoaster, so hang tight. It's gonna get messy, honest, and probably a little bit… rambly. But hey, that's life, right? And this Inn… well, it's a little bit like life.
First Impressions & the Big Picture:
Pulling up to the Inn, you're greeted by… well, it's not the Taj Mahal. Let's be honest. It's a perfectly serviceable building, with maybe a hint of "seen some things." But hey, who am I to judge? I’ve seen some things too. The parking situation? Free! That's a HUGE win right off the bat. Getting around? Well, it's got car park [on-site], AND car park [free of charge]. Score! Plus, there's a taxi service. So, getting in and out is a breeze. There’s even a car power charging station for all you electric vehicle owners out there! Fancy!
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag, But Trying Hard:
The Inn isn't perfect on the accessibility front. They do list Facilities for disabled guests, which is great, but the specifics are pretty vague. I saw an elevator, which is a HUGE plus, and the front desk [24-hour] is super convenient. However, detailed information about wheelchair accessibility is lacking, so call ahead and double-check. They seem to want to be accessible, and that counts for something. The exterior corridor* is probably not the best, but it’s a compromise.
The Room - My Sanctuary (and Occasional Battlefield):
Okay, let's talk room. This is where the "Unbeatable Value" starts to flex its muscles. My room was a standard affair. Not the Ritz. But let’s be clear - the price was right. I had air conditioning, which is a MUST in this climate. The blackout curtains were a godsend after a particularly long day of… well, let’s just say I needed sleep. I had a desk (essential for my highly important work!), a flat-screen TV with satellite/cable channels, a safe box to store my valuables (mostly a slightly beat-up travel wallet and a questionable amount of cash), and, praise be, free Wi-Fi. Now, the Wi-Fi… more on that later.
The bed was… well, it was a bed. Not a cloud-like experience, but it did the job. I’m a snorer, so I was glad of the soundproofing. The pillows? Let's just say they were functional. Now, the bathroom? It had a bathtub which… I love a good soak! It was clean and functional, with the standard toiletries. I’m not sure if this is good or bad, but it had a bathroom phone! I never used it, but… hey, it’s there. And a shower! So, the basics were there, and, for the price, totally acceptable.
Internet Access & Wi-Fi – The Battle of the Bands:
Here's the thing. When they say Wi-Fi [free], they mean it. It's there. Technically speaking. Sometimes. Look, the Internet access – wireless was pretty spotty. The Internet access – LAN looked like something out of the 90s. I tested it, and it worked, but, was slower than dial-up. Forget streaming. Forget video calls. Forget even thinking about uploading that hilarious cat video. My Internet needs were basic; i just wanted to check my email and browse the web. But it was… let's just say it tested my patience like never before. I spent an hour wrestling with the connection. But hey, it's free, and, as my mum used to say, "beggars can't be choosers." They do have a Xerox/fax in business center, which is great if you’re living a simpler life than me.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fuel for Adventure (or Mild Disappointment):
Okay, the food situation. The restaurants on site? Well, there's a restaurant… let’s just say the atmosphere is… functional. The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty basic, you know, buffet in restaurant. I had a decent Western breakfast, but the croissants were, shall we say, 'of a certain age'. I saw some Asian breakfast items, and I thought that might be more exciting. They also have an a la carte in restaurant, which might be the better option. There is also a coffee shop. The coffee? Drinkable. Not life-changing. They provide bottle of water, which is a bonus. They also have a poolside bar, perfect for late-night lounging. I also noted a snack bar just in case.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax - Finding Zen… or Just a Nap:
The Inn offers some “options” for relaxation. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor], which, I’m not gonna lie, looked inviting on a hot day. Unfortunately, I, being the busy reviewer, didn’t have time for a dip. They also have a Fitness center. The Gym/fitness centre was there, but I didn't fancy it.
Cleanliness and Safety - Keeping It Real (Mostly):
This is important. They seem to be trying hard on the Cleanliness and safety front. I saw evidence of Daily disinfection in common areas. Plus, the staff seemed to be following the protocol . They also use hand sanitizer dispensers. Their hygiene certification is something to be proud of too. From what I could tell, they're taking things seriously, which is reassuring. There are safety/security feature in the rooms.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter:
The concierge was helpful – always a plus. There's daily housekeeping (bless 'em), luggage storage, and, for those moments of travel-induced chaos, an ironing service. There’s also a gift/souvenir shop, for all those last-minute purchases. Cash withdrawal is also available.
Staff - The Human Element:
The staff were generally friendly and helpful. They seemed to be genuinely trying to make the stay pleasant. My interactions with the staff were positive. For the Kids – A Family Friendly Inn?
The Inn is Family/child friendly, which is a plus. They have babysitting service and Kids facilities. So, if you have children, this is a plus!
My Slightly-Too-Detailed Anecdote – The Wi-Fi Incident (Again):
Okay, so I was trying to upload this review (obviously) after a long day of… well, let’s call it "research". The Wi-Fi was failing me. I paced, I muttered, I tried every password combination I could remember (including the embarrassing ones). I even considered holding a seance to appease the internet gods. Eventually, I gave up, poured myself a generous glass of… something, and wrote my frustrations here in my journal. I should mention they have meeting stationery, which is perfect for my journal. It was a moment. A moment of internet-fueled frustration, but also, a moment of bonding with the Inn. A moment that makes me feel more connected to the world around me.
The "Unbeatable Value" Verdict:
Look, Princess Anne's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn! is not the Four Seasons. It's not going to blow you away with luxury. But it is… good. It's clean, it’s functional, and it’s genuinely trying to offer a good experience. The price is right, making it a solid choice for budget travelers, or anyone who’s just looking for a comfortable place to crash.
Is it "Unbeatable Value"? In some ways, yes. The free parking, the general cleanliness, and the efforts of the staff definitely contribute. The Wi-Fi? Let's just say it's a work in progress.
My Recommendation: If you're looking for a clean, comfortable, and affordable place to stay, give it a shot! Just be prepared to embrace the imperfections, laugh at the Wi-Fi, and maybe bring your own pre-downloaded entertainment. You might just find yourself coming back. I'm thinking of going back one day… to conquer that Wi-Fi.
**Final Rating: 7.5/10. (With a +1 for effort and a
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is my potential trip to the Americas Best Value Inn in Princess Anne, Maryland. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lotta "oh, right, I forgot about that."
The Princess Anne Pilgrimage: A Slightly Unhinged Adventure
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Quest for the Perfect Microwaveable Burger (Princess Anne, MD… Here We Come!)
- 1:00 PM: Aaaaand we're off! Actually, scratch that. First, there's the frantic packing. Why do suitcases always seem to shrink the second you need to fit everything in? I swear, my favorite "comfy pants" are secretly plotting against me this time.
- 1:30 PM: Driving. The open road, right? More like the open pit of "are we there yet?" and "I need a bathroom break… now." Luckily, my partner, the ever-patient (and occasional nav-whiner) is in the driver's seat. Bless him.
- 3:00 PM: Arrival: Americas Best Value Inn, Princess Anne. Okay, first impressions: it looks like a motel. But hey, let’s be open-minded. Check-in: smooth enough. The clerk seemed… mildly confused by my existence, but that’s pretty standard. I got my key. The room? Well, let's just say it's… functional.
- 3:30 PM: A crucial mission. The quest for sustenance. My stomach is already plotting a mutiny. The microwaveable burger is the only thing that matters. It must be consumed. I head to the nearest fast-food joint. The drive-thru speaker crackles, and I'm pretty sure the person on the other end is also mildly confused by my request. "One burger, ma'am? Sure." I get the burger and return.
- 4:15 PM: Burger consumption. The burger is… okay. It’s not gourmet, but it fills the void. I'm suddenly overcome with a strange sense of euphoria. I survived the road trip, the check-in, and the questionable burger. What a champ.
- 5:00 PM: Settling in. This is where the magic… or the mundane… happens. I flip through channels, settling on whatever is on TV. The room is eerily silent. I’ll probably call my mom later.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. I have nothing in mind besides the burger. Maybe some chips this time.
- 7:00 PM: A little bit of exploring. I walk around the premises. The parking lot is spacious. The air smells like… I don't know. Maybe a little bit of "motel" and a little bit of "Maryland." It’s a vibe.
- 8:00 PM: Realization. This is it, isn't it? This is the essence of the trip. The sheer nothingness of it all.
- 9:00 PM: I go to bed, and I sleep like a log.
Day 2: The Chasing of Waterfowl, and the Inner Struggle (Princess Anne & Surroundings)
- 7:00 AM: Woke up to the sun shining.
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast. I go and get some eggs and coffee. It’s not the best breakfast.
- 8:00 AM: I decide I need some culture. I head to the local library. It's bigger than I expected. I get a book.
- 10:00 AM: I drive around. I have no real plan, but I feel like I need to do something. I see some ducks. I try to take some shots. I take a few. They're mediocre.
- 11:00 AM: I visit a local antique store. It's a treasure trove of… stuff. I'm overwhelmed. I feel like I should buy something, but I don't know what. I end up leaving.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Again, I go for fast food.
- 1:00 PM: Back at the motel. I try to relax. Read my book. I get distracted.
- 3:00 PM: I reflect. What am I doing with my life? Why am I here? I look out the window. I see a bird. I follow the bird.
- 4:00 PM: I go to the local park. The park is pretty. Nice.
- 5:00 PM: I visit the town square. Maybe I should have bought something from the antique store, after all.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner time. My feelings about the burger are mixed at this point.
- 7:00 PM: TV
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 3: Departure, Reflections, and the Lingering Scent of… Well, You Know. (Princess Anne & the Road Home)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. The last day! A mix of relief and… sadness? Strange how quickly a place becomes familiar, even if it's just a motel room.
- 7:30 AM: Another breakfast. I’m getting used to it at this point.
- 8:30 AM: Check-out. "Enjoy your stay!" the clerk chirps. I smile. My bag is a lot less packed now.
- 9:00 AM: On the road. The drive home is less filled with anxiety. I'm already thinking about the memories. The questionable food choices, the birds, the slightly-less-than-stellar room… It was an experience.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. I eat a proper meal this time. I feel revitalized.
- 3:00 PM: Arrive home. I unpack and shower.
- 4:00 PM: I reminisce about all that happened. The good, the bad, and the slightly… motel-smelling. I'll be back.
- 5:00 PM: I consider going somewhere new.
- 6:00 PM: I go to bed.
And there you have it. My brutally honest, slightly unhinged, not-exactly-glamorous Princess Anne adventure. Did I discover hidden gems? Did I experience profound cultural insights? Nope. But did I survive? Absolutely. And sometimes, survival is the greatest adventure of all.
P.S. I’m already planning my next trip. Wish me luck. I’ll need it.
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Princess Anne's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn! - FAQs (and a bit of a rant!)
Is Unbeatable Value Inn *actually* a good deal? Like, *really*?
Okay, buckle up, because this is where it gets complicated. "Good deal" is a *relative* term, right? My friend, Brenda, who's basically a human spreadsheet, would say YES, absolutely. She went, *gasp* *for three nights*. She was absolutely *thrilled* about the price - practically felt like she was *getting paid* to stay (which, let's be honest, might be true if you consider some of the other options in… Princess Anne.).
Me? Well, lemme tell you. I went, and I *survived*. It's... basic. Think of it like this: your grandma’s house, if your grandma was a minimalist who also *really* liked beige. And the bed? Oh, the bed. Let's just say I've slept on firmer sidewalks. But, you know, for the price...Brenda's right, it's hard to argue.
What's the *vibe* at the Unbeatable Value Inn? Is it… creepy?
Creepy? Hmmm. Not *overtly* creepy. More like… quietly unsettling. It’s that feeling when you realize you're the only one in like 20 miles who *isn't* wearing a trucker hat. The lobby is… well, let’s just say the floral arrangements haven't been updated since the Reagan administration. (Sorry, Reagan fans!).
I went at the height of tourist season. It was packed, mostly with families on road trips, couples who *desperately* needed a weekend away but were *definitely* on a budget, and a whole bunch of people who, like me, were probably regretting their choices. The air had this weird, persistent smell of… I don't know… old carpet and faint sadness. But nobody was leaping out, wielding axes. Probably.
Okay, fine. Let's talk about the rooms. What are they *really* like?
Okay, this is where things get… memorable. Let's start with the positives, because there's only one: It has a roof over your head, and air conditioning. Moving quickly away from the positives, shall we? The decor is… well, it's a masterclass in *beige*. Walls, carpet, curtains… all variations on the theme of "unremarkable." My room felt like a time capsule back to the 1980s, but in a depressing, budget-motel kind of way.
My bathroom had a shower head that was convinced it was a water fountain, and the water pressure was a joke. There was a suspicious stain near the toilet (I'm choosing to believe it was just… really, *really* old). But, again, I survived. And the sheets? Let's just say they were… clean-ish. I brought my own pillowcase, and, honestly, that was probably the smartest decision I've ever made in my life. I would, however, have to mention, the water in the shower changed from scalding hot to ice cold in the space of a sneeze. Always expect the unexpected in the Unbeatable Inn.
Breakfast? What's the breakfast situation?
Oh, the breakfast. This is where the "Unbeatable Value" part really shines. It’s what I like to call "the beige breakfast buffet." Think of it as a choose-your-own-adventure in blandness. There's usually some sad-looking pastries. You’ve got your pre-packaged muffins, cereal that tastes like cardboard, and a coffee machine that seems determined to make the worst coffee humanly possible.
On the plus side, there was a waffle maker. A *waffle maker*! And oh, I went all in. I made THREE waffles. I then proceeded to cover said waffles in a sickly-sweet syrup that probably contained more chemicals than actual maple. It was… okay? Fuel. That's all it was. Fuel to get me to the next adventure. I'm pretty sure Brenda ate all the muffins. Good for her.
Is it actually *clean*? That’s the real question.
Okay, this is where I have to be honest, and a little bit… conflicted. Overall, it *seemed* clean. The sheets were, as I mentioned, clean-ish. The staff *appeared* to be trying. But… that *feeling* of… slightly-off cleanliness was always there. You know the one. Like, they *cleaned*, but maybe they weren't *really* looking *closely*?
I found a hair in the drain of the sink. Not mine. And I strongly suspect the same hair was there from the week before. But here's the thing: I didn't get sick. I didn't see any actual *bugs* (thank god!). So, objectively, I'd say it was "acceptably cleaned." But maybe bring your own Lysol wipes. Just in case. And possibly a Hazmat suit. I'm just kidding! Probably. Mostly. Okay, I'm being a little dramatic… maybe.
Are there any hidden costs? Surprise fees?
Nope! (or at least, I didn’t encounter any) They state the price is what you pay, which is, truthfully, one of the great things about it. No resort fees. No "convenience charges." You pay for the room, you get the room. It's refreshingly straightforward. Again, Brenda would probably give it a perfect score just for the honesty. She loves honesty.
That said… *the vending machine* is a trap. A cruel, overpriced prison of overpriced snacks and lukewarm fizzy drinks. Avoid it like the plague. Seriously. Head into town. Grab a proper snack. It's worth the effort. Plus, the local businesses are trying to make a living, bless their hearts.
How is the Wi-Fi? Because, you know, #life.
The Wi-Fi... let's just say it's not exactly high-speed. Expect to spend a lot of time staring at loading symbols. It's sufficient for basic email and maybe checking Facebook, but don't even *think* about streaming Netflix. Or, you know, doing anything that requires a decent internet connection. Which, honestly, might be a blessing in disguise. Forced digital detox. You know, for a *vacation*.
I remember trying to upload a picture of my questionable waffle masterpiece, and it took, I kid you not, a full thirty minutes. I ended up giving up. The waffle, however, was devoured. So there's that.
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