
Gaborone's Hidden Gem: Cresta Lodge Hotel Review & Unbeatable Deals!
Cresta Lodge Gaborone: My Chaotic, Wonderful, and Surprisingly Affordable Escape! (A Totally Honest Review with (Hopefully) Unbeatable Deals!)
Okay, listen up, wanderlusters and weary travelers! I've just returned from a whirlwind adventure in Gaborone, and let me tell you, finding a decent hotel that doesn’t feel like a glorified bus station is a MISSION. But! I think I've stumbled upon a real hidden gem: Cresta Lodge Gaborone. And let me tell you, it’s not perfect – nothing ever is, right? – but it's got charm, convenience, and, judging by some of the deals I've seen, a seriously tempting price tag.
Let's break this down, shall we? Prepare yourselves, because I'm about to get REAL.
First Impressions & The Whole "Accessibility" Thing:
Right, so the drive in. Honestly, the outside of the hotel is… well, it's straightforward. Nothing particularly wowing, but clean, functional. Accessibility? Yes! Wheelchair accessible, for sure, with elevators and ramps. Finding my room was, thankfully, a breeze. Now, I didn't personally need any extreme accessibility assistance, but I did see elevators and wide hallways, so, tick tock.
Internet (Or, The Great Wi-Fi Quest):
Alright, let's be honest – Wi-Fi is CRUCIAL. I'm a digital nomad at heart, and like, everything depends on it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (big, smiley face emoji). Now, I did have a minor hiccup the first day in my room, a tad slow, but it got sorted quickly. Shout out to the front desk! Internet [LAN]? Yep, there's also a LAN option. They even have Wi-Fi in public areas (essential for those poolside cocktail snaps – more on that later…). And, let's be real, I was able to get my content posted as well, so it was a pass!
Cleanliness & Safety: The Things That Actually Matter:
Okay, this is where Cresta Lodge REALLY surprised me. Considering the current… world situation, safety is paramount. They've clearly got this down. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Double check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Absolutely. Hand sanitizer practically everywhere. Look, I'm not a germaphobe, but I appreciated feeling like they actually cared. The staff, from the front desk to the breakfast crew, seemed genuinely invested in making everything safe. Also, there was a doctor/nurse on call, just in case (thankfully, didn't need them!). They even offer room sanitization opt-out available. I would say it isn't bad.
Food, Glorious Food (And Drinks!)
Okay, food is EVERYTHING, right? Let's talk about eating experiences! Cresta Lodge has some surprising options.
- Restaurants: Not one, but TWO! There's a buffet option, and also A la carte in restaurant.
- Asian cuisine in the restaurant? YES! (I’m a sucker for noodles).
- Western cuisine in the restaurant? ALSO YES! (Because sometimes you just need a burger).
- Breakfast [buffet]? YES! The buffet was pretty decent. Asian breakfast: Yes! There was a great miso soup and sticky rice. Western breakfast: Also, Yes!
- Poolside bar: Essential for a Gaborone getaway.
- Happy hour: Crucial.
- Coffee shop?: Yes! I'm a coffee addict, and they have it.
- Snack bar? Yep, a lifesaver for those late-night cravings.
- Room service [24-hour]? Lifesaver, especially after a long day of… well, whatever you're doing in Gaborone.
- Desserts? Oh, the desserts. The chocolate cake was a crime against healthy living… but a joyous one. I may or may not have ordered it (ahem) more than once.
Things To Do (And Chill):
Look, Gaborone isn't known for its wild nightlife (more on that later). But Cresta Lodge offers a nice spot to relax!.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]? YES! The pool itself may not be massive, but it's clean, well-maintained, and has a lovely pool with a view. The view overlooks the hotel grounds, of the city. I spent a lot of time there, sipping cocktails and pretending I was on a real vacation.
- Fitness center? I peeked. It looked… functional. I skipped it. (Don’t judge me).
- Sauna: Yep, they have that.
- Spa/sauna: Yes!
- Massage: Absolutely, and let me tell you, after a long day of exploring, it was HEAVENLY. Seriously. I almost fell asleep mid-massage. The spa is small but the staff are friendly.
- Steamroom: Yup. Steamy goodness.
- I didn't use Body scrub or body wrap.
Rooms: My Private Slice of Bliss (Almost)
Okay, the rooms. They're clean, comfortable, and surprisingly well-equipped.
- Available in all rooms - air conditioning? CHECK. That's a must in Gaborone.
- Air conditioning? You betcha.
- Bathtub? Some rooms have them; mine didn't, but the shower was perfectly adequate.
- Coffee/tea maker? Yes, because caffeine is life.
- Free bottled water? Always appreciated.
- Hair dryer? Saved me space in my luggage.
- In-room safe box? Peace of mind.
- Mini bar? Yes. But the prices were a bit… optimistic.
- Non-smoking? Yes, thankfully.
- Satellite/cable channels? Plenty of options for when you just want to zone out.
- Wi-Fi [free]? Already covered that, but it bears repeating.
- Window? Yup, with a view!
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Cresta Lodge goes above and beyond in some areas.
- Concierge? Super helpful.
- Doorman? Always a friendly face.
- Daily housekeeping? My room was immaculate every day.
- Laundry service? Essential for a longer stay, especially if you're not a fan of doing laundry yourself.
- Meeting/banquet facilities? They cater to business travelers, too.
- Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]? Huge plus! Parking stress is the worst.
- Airport transfer? Convenient and hassle-free.
Now, The Imperfect Bits (Because Honesty is Key):
- The decor: It's… modern. Not necessarily “stylish” but clean and functional. Nothing that blew me away aesthetically, but it was perfectly pleasant.
- The location: It's a little outside the city's main hub, so you'll need a taxi or car, which I actually liked as it was quiet.
- My Biggest complaint?! The pool, while nice, is maybe, just maybe, a tad small for a rush of people. But I always find a spot and it wasn't a deal-breaker for me.
The Unbeatable Deal (I Hope!) & My Emotional Plea to You
Look, I'm no travel agent, but I stumbled upon some genuinely fantastic deals when I booked my stay through their website. Seriously, check them regularly! I'm talking discounts, package deals, and even some extras thrown in.
So, here's the deal (pun intended!):
My Target Audience: YOU, the weary traveler, the budget-conscious adventurer, the person who craves a comfortable, safe, and convenient basecamp for exploring Gaborone. The person who wants a bit of luxury without breaking the bank.
Why Cresta Lodge?
- Cleanliness & Safety: They prioritize your well-being. Period.
- Comfort & Convenience: Everything you need is right there.
- Great Food & Drink: From that incredible cake to the poolside bar, it’s got you covered.
- Amazing Deals (If You're Smart): Check their website! Seriously!
- The Atmosphere: Warm, welcoming, and surprisingly lively. It's a place where you can relax, recharge, and be yourself.
My Honest Rating: I'd give Cresta Lodge a solid 4 out of 5 stars. It's not the flashiest hotel in town, but it's got heart, and it's a place I'd happily return to.
So go! Book your stay! Experience Gaborone! I know you won't regret it. And if you see me at the pool, buying a slice of that heavenly chocolate cake, say hi!
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Day 1: Arrival & The Gaborone Shuffle (Or, "Why Am I So Tired?")
- (8:00 AM - Uh, whatever time I actually wake up after the flight): Okay, so, landing in Gaborone. The airport? Efficient, surprisingly. The baggage carousel? A stressful game of "Will My Suitcase EVER Appear?" I swear, I watched a guy in a bright orange shirt just… hover around it, giving his bags the stink eye. Honestly, I get it. My own was a rogue. Luckily, I saw my bag!
- (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Taxi to Cresta Lodge. The drive itself? A vibrant blur. The roads were surprisingly good, and the city wasn’t a concrete jungle like I expected. There were trees. Actual trees! And the driver? Sweet. He chatted about the local music scene, which I promptly forgot because my brain was still processing jet lag. Honestly, I'm pretty sure I nodded and made approving noises at everything.
- (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Check-in. Cresta Lodge looks clean, decent, maybe a little, hmm, corporate for my tastes. The welcome drink? I’m pretty sure it was just water. Cold water, though. Much needed. My room? Basic but functional. I immediately flopped on the bed. The only important thing in my life at this point was horizontal time.
- (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Lunch at the hotel restaurant. The staff were smiling and the food was edible. I think I ordered a burger, though the only thing I remember is the overwhelming desire for a nap. This jet lag is brutal. I probably ate it in silence, looking lost and slightly glazed.
- (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Nap. The Holy Grail of travel. Woke up feeling even more confused.
- (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Attempt a walk around the hotel. Nope. Felt too tired. Instead, I decided to get some tea.
- (6:00 PM Onward): Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Again. Ordered something with potatoes, because carbs are comforting. Considered ordering a bottle of wine but remembered my wallet. Bedtime.
Day 2: Culture or Conundrums? (Or, "Why Do I Always Get Lost?")
- (8:00 AM): Breakfast. Sticking to the basics: eggs, toast, and coffee. The coffee, thankfully, was strong. I desperately needed it to combat the existential dread of being in a new place and not knowing anyone.
- (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Trip to the National Museum and Art Gallery. I actually made it here. The museum was interesting, BUT… I have a confession. I struggle with museums. I get distracted easily. I spent more time admiring the architecture of the building than the artifacts. Then, I found the gift shop. Bad decision. I bought a ridiculously overpriced giraffe-shaped pen. It was a moment of weakness.
- (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Lunch. Found a local café, took a chance and ordered something I didn’t understand. It was delicious! This made me happy.
- (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Walk around the city. Got lost. Beautifully, gloriously lost. Asked a local for directions. He laughed. Turns out, I was heading in completely the wrong direction. But, the unexpected detour led me to a colorful market with sounds, smells, and an overwhelming sense of life. A tiny victory.
- (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Back to the hotel. I was supposed to go to the mall, but I am exhausted. I will rest instead.
- (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Swim in the pool. Honestly, it wasn't the most beautiful pool, but being in water was amazing. I felt relief.
- (6:00 PM Onward): Dinner. Another burger. Am I boring? Maybe. But burgers are reliable.
Day 3: The Cresta Chronicles & The Emotional Rollercoaster (Or, "Does Anyone Else Feel Like This?")
- (8:00 AM): Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast. The buffet's starting to feel a bit…samey. Seriously considering sneaking in a box of cereal tomorrow.
- (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): This morning, I decided to get an opportunity of writing. I had a great time writing and feeling the bliss of being creative.
- (11:00 AM - 12:00 PM): I decided to go for a walk.
- (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): I had lunch, and decided to go to my room. I decided to watch some TV.
- (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): I decided to go for a walk.
- (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Swim. Again. Seriously, is there anything better than floating around, pretending you’re not slightly terrified about life? Answer: No.
- (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Thinking. I'm on a trip. I should be doing more. Exploring. Being adventurous. But the truth? I'm just content being… here. Sitting on the balcony, watching the sunset, letting the silence wash over me. It feels weird but good. Is this what self-care feels like?
- (6:00 PM Onward): Dinner at a restaurant. Great food and amazing time.
Day 4: Departure & the Great Existential Question (Or, "Is It Over Already?!")
- (8:00 AM): Last Breakfast. The buffet is now an enemy, but I ate it anyway. Sigh.
- (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Packing. The dreaded task. The suitcase? Somehow, it's heavier. The giraffe pen? Still a mistake. Goodbye, pen.
- (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Check out. Taxi to the airport. The driver, the same guy from Day 1! He remembered me. "Enjoyed your stay?" He asked. The answer? Yes. But also, no. And maybe. It was complicated. Isn’t everything?
- (12:00 PM - Departure): Airport. Waiting. Reflecting. Did I truly experience Gaborone? Or did I just exist within it? The answer, like the jet lag, is muddy. But you know what? That's okay. Life is messy. Travel is messy. And sometimes, the best moments are the unexpected ones. The ones that make you laugh, cry, or buy a giraffe pen. This trip, for all its quirks and imperfections, was mine.
So, there you have it. A real, honest, and slightly rambling account of my time at Cresta Lodge Gaborone. Remember, this isn't a blueprint. It's a suggestion. A starting point. Fill in the blanks with your own chaos, your own laughter. And for goodness sake, bring a spare phone charger. Yours truly, out!
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