Jakarta's HOTTEST Skylounge Apartment: RedLiving Tamansari Vanez Room!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the sky-high wonderland that is RedLiving Tamansari Vanez Room – Jakarta's "hottest" Skylounge Apartment, according to… well, apparently, everyone in Jakarta. I'm here to tell you if it lives up to the hype, and trust me, I've got opinions. (Lots of them.)
First things first: Accessibility. Getting there? Easy peasy. (Good start!) Airport transfer is an option, and the fact they have car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site] is HUGE for a bustling city like Jakarta. Now, about the wheelchair accessible situation… the listing doesn’t scream “fully accessible.” Seems there's a Facilities for disabled guests but without specifics, so those with mobility issues should definitely call ahead. A little frustrating, but let’s see if the rest of the experience smooths things out.
Once you are there, though, the view… OMG. I mean, the whole point of a skylounge apartment is the view, right?! I'm already picturing myself sipping a cocktail…
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room (pun intended, because COVID is still REAL, folks). This is where RedLiving really shines. They're shouting from the rooftops about their hygiene protocols, and I’m here for it. They boast Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They also have Staff trained in safety protocol, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and even the option to Room sanitization opt-out available if you’re, you know, that kind of person. Cashless payment service is a godsend in a post-pandemic world – who carries cash anymore?! I'm seeing Individually-wrapped food options and Shared stationery removed… all great signs. And let's be real, the First aid kit and Doctor/nurse on call are reassuring, even if you aren't expecting a medical emergency. My anxiety level is already going down a notch.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: This is where it gets really interesting. They have restaurants. Plural! And the view. I get emotional about views. Okay, let me get this straight… they have Asian breakfast and also Western breakfast. They offer Buffet in restaurant, but also A la carte in restaurant… and it also has a Poolside bar! Which is basically a license to live. The Happy hour better be happy, or I’m writing a strongly worded email. Seriously though – the Room service [24-hour] is a win. Imagine: you’re exhausted from sightseeing, and you just NEED a burger and fries at 3 AM. This is the life! They promise Coffee/tea in restaurant – essential – and even Coffee shop. I anticipate many caffeine-fueled moments here. They've got a Snack bar too, which is perfect if you're like me, and snack between meals.
To Relax, or Not to Relax… THAT is the Question: Hold on to your hats, because this is where this place really flexes its muscles. The Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Pool with view, Swimming pool (outdoor, so you get the sun), Spa, and Sauna are all excellent starting points. Massage? YES, PLEASE. I can already smell the eucalyptus. And a Foot bath? OMG. I'm already imagining a warm, soothing foot bath after a long day of exploring. Now, the Spa/sauna combo could be really luxurious. And Body scrub and Body wrap? Now we're talking. The whole place practically screams “pamper yourself.”
Services and Conveniences: Okay, this is where the nuts and bolts of a good hotel come in. They have Air conditioning in public area, which is crucial in Jakarta's heat and humidity. Concierge service is always a plus, for things like booking tours. Daily housekeeping is non-negotiable for me. Doorman? Love him. I want someone to open the door and make me feel like a celebrity. Elevator? Essential. They offer Facilities for disabled guests, and the Laundry service is a lifesaver. Luggage storage? Thank goodness. I need somewhere to dump everything as soon as I arrive. And Safety deposit boxes? Always smart. Smoking area is an option, and with a Terrace… this place is packed with possibilities.
For the Kids: Apparently, it's Family/child friendly. They have a Babysitting service, and the Kids meal option is a nice touch. I don't have kids, but this shows they're catering to a wide range of guests.
The RedLiving Tamansari Vanez Room - The Nitty Gritty: Alright - the room itself! You can expect Air conditioning, always a bonus in a tropical locale. A Blackout curtains are perfect for sleeping in, and they have Complimentary tea, because apparently I’m not the only one who enjoys that. Daily housekeeping, again, YES. A Desk for the occasional email (or, you know, Instagram stalk). Free bottled water is a must. In-room safe box, for those valuables. Internet access – wireless is a given, and with Wi-Fi [free] as well. A Mini bar, because sometimes you just need a tiny bottle of something. Non-smoking rooms, essential. Private bathroom with Separate shower/bathtub is a fantastic upgrade, and I love Slippers. They have a Sofa, which is crucial for lounging. And a Window that opens… YES! Fresh air, hallelujah!
My Hot Take: Okay, here’s the deal. This place isn’t perfect. The accessibility situation needs more clarity. But, the RedLiving Tamansari Vanez Room offers an incredible package: stunning views, top-notch cleanliness and safety protocols, a HUGE array of dining and relaxation options, and all the conveniences you could possibly need. It seems PERFECT for a romantic getaway, a solo adventure, or even a family trip.
My Recommendation:
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Okay, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your polished, sterile travel brochure. This is ME, flailing around Jakarta, battling jetlag, and trying desperately to figure out where the heck I am. Here's my glorious, chaotic, and probably-slightly-wrong itinerary for RedLiving Apartemen Skylounge Tamansari Vanez Room, Jakarta. Prepare for the beautiful mess.
Day 1: Arrival, Bamboozlement, and the Mystery of the Missing Soap
- 14:00 - Jakarta Soekarno-Hatta International Airport (CGK): Landed. Praise the travel gods! First impression? Sticky heat. Like, seriously sticky. Apparently, my inner weather forecaster lied, and I'm woefully under-dressed. My carefully curated "cool, chic traveler" look is instantly replaced with a sweaty, red-faced, I-think-I-need-a-shower-immediately look.
- 15:00 - Taxi Tango to Tamansari: Navigating the airport was a goddamn ordeal. The taxi situation is a free-for-all of aggressive drivers and dubious pricing. Finally clawed my way into a BLUE BIRD taxi (learned that lesson quickly – avoid the others!). The drive was a blur of motorbikes, honking, and buildings that look like they were built from an assortment of Lego sets. It's glorious chaos, honestly.
- 16:00 - RedLiving Apartemen Skylounge Tamansari Vanez Room Check-In: Okay, the apartment… It's not exactly how it looked in the photos. "Cozy" is the polite term. "Cramped, but with an amazing view" is the more honest assessment. The view is breathtaking, though. Towering skyscrapers, a sea of rooftops, and a general sense of "OMG, I'M IN JAKARTA!" moment. Now, the Vanez room… hmm… Oh, the soap! Is there even a bar of soap? Where is the soap? I have searched high and low, and I have to admit, the soap is a major issue. I was not expecting the room amenities to be as… lacking.
- 17:00 - Exploring the Neighborhood (and Hunting for Soap): Armed with Google Maps and a rapidly depleting reserve of energy, I stumble out. First challenge: Crossing the road. It's basically a game of chicken with motorbikes. Eventually, I make it, lungs full of exhaust fumes. My quest for soap continues. I find a mini-mart, purchase a bar of soap, but also… a packet of instant noodles. I'm ashamed to say I feel some sort of joy!
- 18:00 - Poolside (Attempt): I get down to the pool area and take a dip. The pool looks gorgeous with the city view! Then I get up and get out of it. The chlorine smell is strong.
- 19:00 - Return to Apartment, Dinner Debacle: Back at the apartment, I attempt the instant noodles. Let's just say I burned the water. Dinner is a resounding failure.
- 20:00 - Exhaustion and Jetlag: Curl up in bed, ready to face the challenge of the new day.
- Emotional Reaction: This first day in Jakarta is a mix of excitement and utter bewilderment. I'm exhilarated by the vibrant energy, but also overwhelmed. It's a sensory overload, but a delicious one. My body is screaming "sleep," but my brain is screaming "EXPLORE!"
- Mess: My hair is a frizzy disaster. My clothes are crumpled. My feet hurt. But, honestly? I wouldn't trade it for a perfectly curated, sanitized hotel room. It's real. It's messy. And I'm loving it.
Day 2: Culture Shock (and Foodgasms!)
- 08:00 - Wake Up to Jakarta's Symphony of Sounds: Honking, chanting from the mosques, the rhythmic clatter of construction. It's a cacophony that somehow…works. It's Jakarta's wake-up call.
- 09:00 - Warung Hunt: My mission for the day is to find some authentic Indonesian breakfast. After searching for an hour, I found a local "warung", a small, family-run food stall.
- 10:00 - Warung Immersion and Eating: Sat down, pointed and smiled. The food arrived, and oh my God. Nasi Goreng (fried rice) with a fried egg and a side of the spiciest chili sauce I've ever encountered. My mouth burst into flames. My throat threatened to explode. But I kept eating. It was the most delicious, fiery experience.
- 11:00 - Exploring Old Jakarta, (Kota Tua): The old town is a fantastic place to spend time! So many buildings and old architecture and museums. Perfect to take picture!
- 13:00 - Lunch in Kota Tua: On the way to the next attraction, I ate some tasty food, again. Satay (grilled meat skewers). Absolutely incredible. The tender meat, the smoky flavor, the peanut sauce…I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.
- 15:00 - Street Art Discovery: Jakarta's street art scene is amazing. Huge murals, vibrant colors, political statements, and just pure, unadulterated artistic expression. It's a visual feast.
- 17:00 - Back to RedLiving: Reflections: Stumbled back to the apartment, legs aching, a smile permanently plastered on my face. Spent time at the cafe downstairs.
- 19:00 - "Dinner" (More Like Food Coma): My appetite for Indonesian food is insatiable. I ordered Gado-Gado (vegetables with peanut sauce) and Pecel Lele (fried catfish). Let's just say, I may or may not have eaten enough for a small army.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer variety of food, the spices, the flavors…It's a culinary adventure. I'm pretty sure my taste buds are having a party.
- Emotional Reaction: This is what travel is about! Discovering a new culture, pushing my boundaries, and having my taste buds sing. Jakarta, you've won me over.
Day 3: Trying (and Failing) to Be a Local, and the Perpetual Search for Coffee
- 07:00 - Wake-Up Call: Woke up with that annoying sun.
- 08:00 - Trying to Be a Local: I decided to attempt a local thing, which I later learned was called "Angkutan Umum". I get the wrong ride, go the wrong direction, and spend 45 minutes just sitting on a bus!
- 10:00 - Coffee Quest Begins: Jakarta is a humid jungle, and I need serious caffeine. The hunt for decent coffee becomes my holy grail.
- 11:00 - Shopping for Souvenirs: Trawling through markets and trying to haggle. I feel like I'm terrible at it, but I actually managed to score a few souvenirs for reasonable prices.
- 13:00 - Indonesian Lesson: I spend a hilarious hour trying to learn some basic Bahasa Indonesia phrases. The locals get a kick out of my attempts. I'm pretty sure I'm butchering everything, but they seem to appreciate the effort.
- 15:00 - Coffee Victory: Finally, found a small, hipster-ish cafe. The coffee is strong, bitter, and tastes like heaven. Caffeine levels restored!
- 16:00 - Return to the apartment: I head back to the apartment.
- 19:00 - Street Food Feast: Head out to the streets again to eat more food.
- Messier Structure: This day is a blur, a mix of successes and failures. Some things go right, some things go wrong. But it's all part of the experience.
- Opinionated Language: Okay, finding a good coffee is a necessity. Without it, I'm useless.
Day 4: Departure, and the Lingering Taste of Adventure
- 08:00 - Last Jakarta Morning: The last sunrise over the city. I'm sad to leave.
- 09:00 - Final Breakfast: One last Nasi Goreng, because, well, why not? I eat and eat, enjoying my time at the local shop.
- 10:00 - Packing and Reflections: Packing is a struggle, cramming all the memories and souvenirs. I reflect on the whirlwind adventure. It wasn't perfect, but it was real.
- 11:00 - Goodbye to the View: One last look at the city from the apartment. It's beautiful.
- 12:00 - Taxi to Airport: That taxi ride again! I find myself. Smiling!
- 14:00 - Departure: Goodbye, Jakarta! Until next time.
The Ending:
This itinerary is a snapshot, a messy, beautiful, often-wrong account of a trip. I didn't see everything, I screwed things up, and I probably missed a million incredible things
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Jakarta's "Hottest" Skylounge Apartment: RedLiving Tamansari Vanez Room - Let's Get Real! (and Messy)
Is this place REALLY as amazing as the photos make it seem? Because let's be honest, Instagram lies.
Okay, buckle up buttercups. The photos? Yeah, they're… flattering. Let's go with "flattering". The skylounge *is* a wow factor, I won't lie. That view? Stunning, particularly at sunset when everything's painted orange like someone spilled a gigantic can of Fanta. But… and there's always a but, isn't there? I had this image of myself sipping a perfectly crafted cocktail on that balcony, gazing majestically over Jakarta. Reality? It involved a slightly sticky plastic chair, a lukewarm Bintang beer (bought from the 7-Eleven downstairs because, hello, budget travel!), and swatting away a determined mosquito. So, amazing? Yes. *Exactly* as the photos portray? Ehhh… maybe not. Expect a dash of authentic Jakarta chaos with your fancy view. But trust me, that chaos has charm.
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually convenient or a pain in the…Jakarta traffic?
Location, location, location, right? Tamansari is alright. Not *ideal* if you're trying to escape the city bustle, but… you're *in* Jakarta. Bustle is part of the package. It’s close to some malls, which is handy if you’re desperate for air conditioning and a smoothie (guilty!). Getting around? Grab is your best friend. Honestly. Trying to navigate the traffic yourself? Godspeed. I once spent two hours trying to get to a museum that was supposedly "a short drive away". Two. Hours. The experience aged me. And honestly, the apartment is far enough from the main drag, that it got me in a safe zone for a while from the crazy traffic.
Okay, the room itself. Is it a shoebox or a proper apartment? And the aircon? A lifesaver or a death sentence?
Space-wise, it’s… well, it *is* a studio apartment. Don't expect a mansion. It's perfectly adequate for one or two people. Though if you're bringing a whole family, be prepared for some close quarters. The decor? Modern, a little generic, but clean. Clean is key, considering the Jakarta heat. And speaking of heat… the air conditioning? BLESS IT. Honestly, it's a lifesaver. Without it, you'd be melting into a puddle of tourist sweat. I did have a moment when it started making this weird, gurgling noise at 3 AM. For a split second, I thought I was going to die. Turns out, just needed a little tweaking. See? Authentic Jakarta experience. Don't worry there's a whole army of technicians you can contact to call in.
The Skylounge! Tell me more about the skylounge, the true highlight? Was it all I hoped for?
Alright, the Skylounge. This is the reason you're considering this place, let's be honest. And it’s GOOD. It's the *good* kind of good. Seriously, the view is ridiculous. The sunset is truly amazing. I spent a solid hour just staring out the window, watching the city lights flicker to life. It's the sort of view that makes you temporarily forget you're in a city that sometimes feels like a chaotic pressure cooker. I, um, may have even taken a *few* selfies up there. Okay, maybe more than a few. I couldn’t help it. The only downside? It can get crowded. I tried going up one evening and there was a whole bridal party taking photos. (Seriously glamorous, mind you.) So, plan your skylounge time strategically. Or embrace the chaos (I did. I joined them.) The infinity pool is also great, there's a gym, and… basically, it's a legitimate perk. Worth the price of admission, even if you end up sharing it with a gaggle of influencers.
What about the noise? Is it a quiet oasis or a cacophony of car horns and construction?
Jakarta is… loud. Let's just say that. The RedLiving apartment helps a bit with the noise, but it's still in a bustling city. The construction? It's ongoing. Always. The car horns? They're a symphony. You *will* hear traffic. You *will* hear the call to prayer. You *might* hear karaoke wafting up from the streets below at 2 AM. I suggest bringing earplugs. And a positive attitude. Embrace the noise. It’s part of the Jakarta experience. Just try to channel your inner zen. (Easier said than done, I know, especially after a night of karaoke.) And don't get me started on those darn motorbikes.
Are there any hidden fees or sneaky surprises I should be aware of?
Okay, the fine print. Read the fine print! There are usually some cleaning fees that aren’t super obvious up front. And remember, you're not in a hotel. There's usually a security deposit. Then of course you have the usual stuff. Internet. It's there. But it’s… not always the fastest. Prepare for sporadic buffering episodes. And be aware of local taxes. So, factor those costs in when you're budgeting. Basically, triple-check everything before you book. I’m telling you – read the small print! It really does make a difference. Oh, and one more thing… double check the check out process. I nearly walked out with the key, and ended up panicking when I realised. So don’t be that moron.
What's the vibe around the apartment? Is it a good place to meet people, or more for privacy?
It is a building and it isn’t a huge social hub. It’s more for privacy. But you can meet people, since you can be near the Skylounger, you can see the locals. It’s not a hostel, there are no communal areas to meet people, aside from maybe the pool, or the gym, but you’re on your own. It means you can just chill but not hang out.
Would you recommend RedLiving Tamansari Vanez Room? Honestly? Spill the tea!
Okay, the million-dollar question! Would *I* recommend it? Yes, with some serious caveats. If you're looking for a budget-friendly option with a killer view and you're cool with a little bit of Jakarta chaos, then absolutely. It’s a good base for exploring the city. The skylounge alone almost makes it worth it. Just don't expect perfection. Embrace the imperfections.Search Hotel Guide
