Medemblik Dream Home: Your Perfect Dutch Escape Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the tulip-filled world of Medemblik Dream Home! Your Perfect Dutch Escape Awaits! – and I'm gonna tell you if it actually lives up to the hype, warts and all. Forget the glossy brochures; this is your real-deal, unfiltered review. I've been mulling about it for days.
First Impressions: The Charm Offensive (and a Few Wobbles)
Getting there? Easy peasy. Accessibility is surprisingly good. Not to be overly dramatic, my wheelchair-bound buddy, (let's call him "Henk," because, you know, Netherlands) had zero issues. Smooth sailing! The elevator was a lifesaver. They've definitely thought about facilities for disabled guests. Score one point for the Dream Home.
Now for the fun part. Upon entrance, it was like walking into a postcard. Picture this: canals shimmering, the scent of fresh stroopwafels wafting (I wish!), and a building that practically hums with history. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating the “humming” a bit. But the terrace! Oh, the terrace! This is where you’ll find that perfect Instagram shot, even if your camera skills are less than stellar - which mine are.
The Room: Cozy Comfort (and a Minor Panic Attack)
My room? Ah, the room. Clean, spacious, and boasting that oh-so-important Dutch touch: Air conditioning! (Trust me, you'll thank me in July). I think the decor was charming? Yes, charming. One of the better hotels rooms of the trip, it's safe to say. I didn't get the Couple's room, though, which I'm sure would have been much more romantic.
Available in all rooms: The free Wi-Fi was a godsend. I needed to tell everyone I was visiting the Netherlands, posting those pics, and streaming my favorite shows. The free Wi-Fi, by the way, worked seamlessly (unlike the Wi-Fi in my hotel room). The free bottled water also came in handy for my morning coffee. I can't stand tap water, it's weird.
Oh! And the bathroom! The separate shower/bathtub was amazing. All the toiletries, towels etc. were neatly arranged. I did notice a touch of a water spot, but hey! I'm not in my own house, it's not my house. And I appreciate the slippers! Didn't think I really needed them, until I put them on!
Here's where my inner OCD kicked in: My room felt a little too clean, like they were practically using anti-viral cleaning products. Seriously, the rooms sanitized between stays was something I appreciated, I'm not going to lie. I like clean. And all the staff trained in safety protocol was comforting. Even if the world seems to be falling apart…
Food Glorious Food (and a Case of the Midnight Munchies)
Okay, let's talk eats. The breakfast [buffet] was a masterpiece of gluttony. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast? They had everything. I went full Dutch, though. I filled up on cheese, bread, and something they called “hagelslag” (chocolate sprinkles. On bread. Don’t judge!). I could have eaten the entire spread, it was that good!
The restaurants, plural! Yes! I had my dinner at A la carte in restaurant, which had International cuisine in restaurant, and I can honestly say, the food was absolutely delicious. They even offered Alternative meal arrangement, which was nice. The staff was also nice, so I did get to eat with all the things I wanted, even if I needed something a bit different.
But here’s the kicker: No 24-hour room service. Major bummer for late-night snackers like myself. They did have a snack bar, but it wasn't the same. I ended up raiding the convenience store for cookies and Dutch licorice (which, by the way, is an acquired taste. I was not a fan).
Relaxation Station: Spa, Sauna, and Seeking Zen (or Just Napping)
I love a good spa day. And the Dream Home? Delivers. I spent a glorious afternoon floating in the swimming pool [outdoor] with one those poolside cocktails. Heaven. The pool with view was sublime! The massage was fantastic. And I may have dozed off in the sauna. The only thing I wish I had tried was the body scrub and body wrap. Maybe next time.
The Meh Factor (and the Things That Could Be Better)
Okay, gotta be honest. Some areas were… less perfect. One issue I had was the lack of on-site accessible restaurants / lounges, which I can hardly comment on, but important to note for other guests.
Things to do, could be improved. The hotel offered a good amount of things to do, like the fitness center, and the gym/fitness, but would it be a plus to get information, maybe a concierge suggestion on options for other activities?
The Verdict: Book It (But Pack Some Patience)
Medemblik Dream Home? I'd recommend it. It's charming, comfortable, and a good base for exploring this beautiful corner of the Netherlands. It could also be better, sure! But look, for the most part, the Dream Home lives up to the hype. They offer great service, nice rooms, and plenty of ways to relax.
Here's my take: If you're looking for a Dutch escape with a touch of luxury and a whole lot of charm, book Medemblik Dream Home. Just be prepared for a teeny tiny dose of imperfection. That said, Medemblik Dream Home has earned my respect and recommendation.
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Seaport Village: Bay of Islands' Hidden Gem (Unbelievable Photos!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-photographed travel itinerary. This is the real, messy, glorious truth of a few days (or maybe three…or four? I'm already losing track) getting lost in the magic of Medemblik, the Netherlands, all based from this amazing home I somehow, miraculously, snagged.
The Medemblik Meltdown: A Semi-Coherent Itinerary (If You Can Even Call It That)
Day 1: Arrival and That Magical House… Seriously, Still Pinching Myself.
Morning (ish) (Amsterdam Schiphol Airport): Flight landed! Hallelujah! Though, let's be honest, I'm still a little traumatized from that screaming toddler situation. Headphones in. Deep breaths. Finding the train was a minor triumph, a victory earned through sheer stubbornness and a healthy dose of blind luck. The Dutch train system… it's a marvel, honestly. And clean! Unlike my apartment back home, which currently resembles a small, fluffy dust bunny convention.
Afternoon (Medemblik – The Dream): Arrived in Medemblik! After a slightly stressful, slightly hilarious bus ride, where I definitely made eye contact with a very judgmental goose. The town is postcard-perfect, miniature canals, and houses that look straight out of a fairytale. Then… the house. Oh. My. God. Seriously, pictures don't do it justice. It’s like stepping into a warm hug made of wood, and the smell… it reminds me of my grandma's baking… with like, a modern, minimalist twist? (Because, you know, Dutch design). I spent a good hour just wandering around, touching everything, squealing with happiness. This is where the whole "pinch me" thing comes in.
Quirky Observation: The house has a ridiculously comfortable armchair. It's like it’s been designed to swallow you whole, in the best way possible, like a velvet-y cocoon. Already lost a few hours just contemplating the meaning of life in it.
Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed with pure, unadulterated joy. This is IT. This is what I needed. After the year I’ve had… this is a reset button.
Evening: (Settling In & Getting Lost): Grocery run! Attempted to decipher the local supermarket. Successfully purchased… well, who knows? A mysterious assortment of cheeses and bread that was probably going to be amazing, and some kind of weird fruit that turned out to be surprisingly delicious. Also, I needed to find the coffee… because, ya know, caffeine is life. Wandered around the cobblestone streets, getting spectacularly lost. Ended up at a charming little canal-side cafe, where I ordered a beer and just… watched the world go by.
- Rambling: Okay, so the light here? It's different. Softer, somehow. Makes everything look… Instagrammable. (This is probably bad for productivity, good for the soul)
Day 2: Canal Cruises, Castle Quests, And Culinary Disasters (Maybe)
Morning (A Canal Cruise… Or a Near-Drowning Experience?): Decided to be civilized and do a canal cruise. Romantic! (Probably). Got slightly seasick (or river sick? Canal sick?) from the rocking. The history lesson was actually really interesting, but also a bit of a blur because of the boat and my internal monologue.
- Anecdote: The nice older couple sitting next to me kept trying to offer me candy. I kept politely declining, worried that if I accepted, they’d expect me to share my cheese. (priorities).
Afternoon: Radboud Castle
- Opinionated Language: Okay, this castle is cool, but kinda… ruined. Still, the view from the top was beautiful. The history is all very impressive and it was worth the visit.
Evening: The Great Dutch Cooking Experiment:
- Messy Structure: This needs its own section right now because I had a complete meal planning melt down.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, so… Dutch food is a thing. I wanted to "experience" Dutch culture. Which translated to "making a Dutch meal at home". I went for the staple. Stamppot. And I was going for the complete experience. No pre-made everything! Not the easiest choice seeing as I don't cook much!.
- The Potato Debacle: Peel the potatoes. How hard could it be? Turns out… VERY. I was pretty sure I was going to peel myself.
- The Sausage Situation: Found an AMAZING butcher shop earlier in the day! Now the problem… the sausage.
- The Final Product:
- Anecdote: The mashed potatoes seemed like they had potential. Until I forgot the butter.
- Anecdote: The sausage… was slightly overcooked. Okay, burnt.
- Quirky Observation: The kitchen is now a biohazard zone. It felt good.
- Emotional Reaction: I don't think I need to cook ever again.
Day 3: Windmills, Windsurfing, and Recovering from Stamppot Trauma:
Morning (Zaanse Schans - Windmill Wonderland): Okay, windmills. They're magnificent. Seriously. I'm a cliche, I know, but seeing those giants spinning against the sky… it's magical. The whole place felt like a movie set, and I loved every perfectly-manicured minute of it.
- Anecdote: Almost got blown over by the wind. Again. Should have listened to the weatherman.
Afternoon: Windsurfing:
- Emotional Reaction: I am a terrible windsurfer. After the wind, I decided… you should never try windsurfing when it is a little windy. I went with a professional. I failed. I fell into the water. I panicked. I flailed like a newborn giraffe. But, it was amazing. I ended up laughing the whole time!
Evening (Medemblik Relaxation): Quiet night. Reheated some of the Stamppot (after I remembered the butter). Binged some Netflix. (Dutch crime dramas are surprisingly gripping).
- Rambling: Maybe tomorrow I'll actually try to learn some Dutch. Or maybe just sleep in. The possibilities…
Day 4 (or Is It 5?): Goodbye (For Now) and a Thousand Memories
Morning: One final wander. A repeat visit to my favorite cafe. One last deep breath of that fresh, salty air. The house still smells amazing, the armchair is still calling my name…
Afternoon: Head back to Amsterdam, and then the airport.
Emotional Reaction: Leaving is bittersweet. I feel refreshed, inspired, and slightly sunburnt. But mostly… I’m just happy. Happy I came. Happy I embraced the mess. And already planning my return. Medemblik, you magnificent, wonderfully quirky, and slightly chaotic town, you've stolen a piece of my heart.
Medemblik Dream Home: Your Perfect Dutch Escape - Or Maybe Not?! (Let's Get Real)
Okay, so, what *IS* Medemblik Dream Home anyway? Sounds... dreamy.
Alright, so picture this: a charming little getaway nestled in the heart of Medemblik, Netherlands. Imagine windmills, canals, boats bobbing gently… all that classic Dutch goodness. Medemblik Dream Home, in theory, is your slice of that. Think cozy cottages, maybe a waterside view, the smell of waffles wafting through the air... My personal experience? Well, let's just say my first impression was more "charming" in the brochure, less so in reality. More on that later, trust me. Prepare for some serious Dutch pragmatism, with a dash of my own chaotic travel stories thrown in for good measure.
Sounds idyllic! How do I even *get* there? Is it difficult?
Getting to Medemblik? Easy peasy...ish. Amsterdam Schiphol Airport is your best bet. From there, it's a train ride. Simple, right? Wrong! Okay, not *wrong*, but the Dutch train system is… efficient, let’s just say. Prepare for potential delays, platform changes announced in rapid-fire Dutch (learn a phrase or two - "Excuse me, where is the…?" went a *long* way), and the occasional grumpy commuter. Once you get to Hoorn, it's a short bus ride or taxi to Medemblik. The views are stunning once you finally arrive, so chalk it up as "character building." Seriously though, download the NS app (the train app!) - it's a lifesaver. My first trip? Lost my ticket, missed my connection, and nearly cried. Dramatic, yes, but I was jet-lagged!
Alright, I'm sold on the train adventure. Now, what's the *actual* accommodation situation like? Is it all picture-perfect cottages?
Okay, here's the unvarnished truth: Medemblik Dream Home accommodation varies. Expect a range. Some places *are* adorable, perfectly Instagrammable cottages. Others… well, they might have a slightly "vintage" charm. Think wonky floors, maybe a slightly musty smell (blame the canals!), and kitchens that haven't seen a renovation since the 80s. I once stayed in a place where the shower barely functioned – a sad, weak dribble. But you know what? I actually *loved* it. Because it was quirky!
What about the food? I assume there's Gouda cheese involved?
Gouda? Honey, it's practically a *religion* in the Netherlands. Prepare for a cheese overload, in the best way possible. There's also fresh fish (the haring – raw herring – is an acquired taste, I'll admit), stroopwafels (warm, gooey heaven), and hearty Dutch cuisine that will warm you from the inside out. Medemblik itself has some lovely little cafes and restaurants. My absolute fave? That one little bakery at the town square, the smell alone is enough to make you want to sell your soul for a pastry. Forget the diet, and embrace the carbs! Side note: I'm still haunted by the memory of trying to make pancakes in a tiny kitchen, and, well... let's just say the fire alarm went off. Oops.
Is there anything to *do* in Medemblik besides eat cheese and stare at windmills?
Oh, yes! Loads! Medemblik is a fantastic base for exploring the area. You can rent a bike and cycle along the canals (a MUST-DO!), visit the Radboud Castle (a real castle!), take a boat trip on the IJsselmeer lake, or even visit the nearby charming town of Enkhuizen. There are also plenty of watersports on offer. One of my favorite moments – I rented a bike, got *totally* lost (never trust Google Maps in a foreign country, seriously), and ended up in a tiny village. Found a little cafe, drank some amazing coffee, and just soaked up the local vibe. Pure bliss. Don't expect wild nightlife, but if you're after relaxation and charm, you're in the right place.
Okay, so, what's the *biggest* downside? What should I be prepared for?
The biggest downside? The weather. The Dutch weather is… fickle. Be prepared for rain, wind, and sunshine all in the space of an hour. Pack layers, a good raincoat, and embrace the unpredictable nature of the elements. Also, be aware that many places close up shop early, especially in the off-season. So don't expect to be partying till dawn. And mosquitos. Ugh. They can be relentless, especially near the water. Bring bug spray!
Do I need to speak Dutch?
Nope! English is widely spoken, especially in tourist areas. However, learning a few basic Dutch phrases will go a long way. "Hallo" (hello), "Dank u wel" (thank you very much), and "Proost!" (cheers!) will endear you to the locals. Plus, it's fun! Trying to order something in broken Dutch and having the shopkeeper chuckle and help you is part of the experience. My Dutch? Terrible. But I tried, and that's what counts, right?
What about the cost? Is Medemblik Dream Home affordable?
The Netherlands isn't necessarily the cheapest destination. It's more like… moderately expensive. Accommodation costs vary wildly, but can be pricey. Food and drink are also on the higher side. However, you can definitely find deals if you look around. Consider visiting during the shoulder season (spring or fall) for lower prices. Also: embrace the free things! Walking around the canals, enjoying the scenery, visiting the castle – that doesn't cost a cent. Pack a picnic, eat your lunch by the water, avoid the tourist traps, and you can make it work.
Final thoughts? Would you recommend Medemblik Dream Home?
Absolutely! Despite the potential wonky showers, the occasional train delay, and the unpredictable weather, I adore Medemblik. It’s charming, it's peaceful, and it's a world away from the hustle and bustle. It's a place where you can slow down, breathe, and soak up the Dutch way of life. Just be prepared for a few "unexpected" moments along the way. And pack those bug sprays! And maybe some earplugs, just in case your neighbors have a party. But yes, go! Medemblik is waiting. And honestly? It's totally worth itHotel Safari
