Escape to Paradise: Pokhara Nana Hotel Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups and get ready for a brain-dump about Pokhara Nana Hotel. This review isn't your polished, corporate brochure; it's me, rambling about my stay, the good, the "meh," and the outright wonderful. And trust me, there were highs and lows. But mostly highs. (And a near-disaster involving a rogue banana.)
Escape to Paradise: Pokhara Nana Hotel Awaits! - A (Mostly) Glorious Ramble
First things first: Accessibility. Okay, I didn't need it, but I'm always looking out for everyone. The website boasts Facilities for disabled guests, and an Elevator so that's already a plus. But, this is Nepal, remember? The sidewalks…well, let's just say they're an adventure in themselves. So, while the hotel tries, maybe double-check with them directly if you need specific accessibility details. Don't take my word for it! Call them and grill them!
Cleanliness and Safety: Because, you know, the world
Yeah, the pandemic is still a thing, apparently. Pokhara Nana Hotel is doing the thing, bless their hearts. They've got the whole shebang: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Staff trained in safety protocol, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Rooms sanitized between stays. I even saw them Sterilizing equipment! Honestly, I started to feel a little paranoid, like I needed to scrub my own eyeballs. But hey, better safe than, ugh, you know. I would give them a solid A for effort. And I saw Individually-wrapped food options too, which is important.
The Rooms: My Sanctuary (Mostly)
Alright, let's talk about the core of the whole thing: the ROOMS! Man, my room was a haven… mostly. The Air conditioning was a godsend after a day of exploring Pokhara. The bed? Extra long bed? Perfect. I'm tall and I didn't feel like I was hanging off the edge! The blackout curtains were pure genius. I could actually sleep in. The little seating area was perfect for reading. (I read about dragons, cause I am a cliché) The free Wi-Fi worked… most of the time. You know how it is. Internet access – wireless, and Internet access – LAN seemed to compete for bandwidth, so I mostly stuck to the wireless. The safety/security feature (in-room safe) was good, though I accidentally locked my passport in there one morning and almost had a heart attack trying to get it out before my trek. Note to self: Don’t be dumb.
And oh, the complimentary tea! I made a gallon of the stuff every morning. It was the simple things that made it great. The slippers were a nice touch too.
Also, I had a window that opens! And being up on a high floor… I had the view. That's what it's all about in Pokhara.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (and Maybe a Banana Fiasco)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. We're talking about food!
Restaurants? Yes, plural! Restaurants! They have a Western cuisine in restaurant and also a Asian cuisine in restaurant. Salad in restaurant? Yep. Soup in restaurant? You betcha. Desserts in restaurant? I’m not sure what I thought would happen, but I kept getting desserts from the restaurant!
The Breakfast [buffet] was a highlight. They made a great Asian breakfast and a Western breakfast. The Bottle of water they gave you was helpful. The Poolside bar… more on that later.
The Room service [24-hour] was crucial when I was hit by a random craving for french fries at 3 AM. The fries were great, if a bit cold. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was a must.
Now, the banana fiasco. One morning, fueled by a Breakfast takeaway service banana I bought, I was heading out for a boat ride on Fewa Lake. I was eating the banana on the stairs when I slipped. The banana… flew. I swear it landed right in the middle of a very important-looking business person’s briefcase. Mortifying. Lesson learned: Avoid bananas on the stairs.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Days and Lakeside Bliss
Do you want a Pool with a view? I have news for you ! There is a swimming pool [outdoor]! You can find it! The pool was lovely. The Spa! I did a a Body scrub, a Body wrap, and a Massage as well. Okay, here's the thing: the massage was AMAZING. They had the best massage ever! I could have fallen asleep immediately, and then I’m pretty sure I did! The Sauna? A dream*. *Steamroom*? Ahhh, the steam room! Absolute bliss.
Beyond the spa, the whole point of Pokhara is to relax. I spent hours just sitting on the terrace, staring at the mountains. It was magical.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The Cash withdrawal at the hotel was super-convenient. The Currency exchange… essential. The Daily housekeeping was a lifesaver, considering my tendency to turn a hotel room into a disaster zone. The Concierge was super helpful, helping me make arrangements. The Laundry service was a godsend after a week of trekking.
Getting Around: From Airport to Your Happy Place
Airport transfer was offered and was a breeze. I did not experience any of the crazy traffic I had been told about, luckily! The Car park [free of charge] was great, and parking in Pokhara is a pain, anyway!
The Quirks and Imperfections (Because Perfection is Boring)
Okay, nothing is perfect. The internet, as mentioned, was a little spotty. The hotel is, ultimately, a hotel. But it’s a very good hotel.
Overall Vibe
Pokhara Nana Hotel has it's flaws, everyplace does. But mostly, it's a warm, welcoming place to escape to. It's about the view, the clean rooms, the good food, and that amazing massage. It’s about the feeling of being somewhere beautiful, where you can actually breathe. And yeah, if you’re clumsy like me, maybe skip the bananas on the stairs.
Final Verdict: Absolutely recommend. Just go.
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Your Lihpao Resort Taichung Dream Getaway
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious chaos that is my Pokhara adventure, specifically at the Pokhara Nana Hotel. Forget those pristine itineraries filled with perfectly timed photo ops, because this is gonna be… well, real. And probably involve a lot of chai.
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (and maybe a tiny bit of panic)
Morning (or what passes for it after 24 hours of travel): Landed in Pokhara. Wow. Just… wow. The Himalayas - they're actually there. Bigger than in the pictures. It’s the kind of vista that makes you spontaneously burst into a rendition of “The Sound of Music” (don’t worry, I spared the other passengers). But also, the air is thinner than my patience on a Monday. Altitude adjustment. My luggage is a whole other drama, I almost had a panic attack but quickly recovered with the scenic beauty.
Afternoon: Hotel Check-In & The Room That Smells… Interesting: Found the Pokhara Nana Hotel. Cute! It's got that slightly faded charm, the kind of place that whispers stories of travelers past. The room? Well… let’s just say it had a certain… character. A hint of incense, a dash of damp, and a healthy dose of “who knows what the previous occupants were up to.” But the view from the balcony? Unbeatable. Phewa Lake, shimmering like a giant liquid sapphire, and then… BAM! The Annapurna range. My brain: melted. My soul: tentatively reaching for enlightenment.
Evening: Nepali Food, Fear & Failures Wandered the Lakeside area and after all the adventures so, took my first shot at authentic Nepali cuisine. Momos? Delicious! Dal Bhat? A never-ending (and surprisingly addictive) mountain of rice, lentils, and curried vegetables. Had a slight panic attack when I accidentally ordered something that may have been a yak offal – I swear I saw a ghost of it in my food and spent the rest of the meal covertly shoving it next to my rice. Oh, and the chili? Let's just say my tastebuds are still recovering.
Day 2: Lakeside Life, Boat Rides & The Unexpected Beauty of a Stray Dog
Morning: Sunrise from the Lakeside: Got up early. Like, stupidly early. But seeing the sunrise paint the Himalayas in shades of pink and gold from the lakeside was worth it. It was, in short, a religious experience. I also learned that I am not a morning person, and spent the entire hour grumbling, but the view shut me up, and I think I almost cried.
Afternoon: Boat and Floating: Took a boat out onto Phewa Lake. Pure bliss. Just the gentle lapping of the water, the distant cries of the birds, and the absolute silence (except for my inner monologue, which, as always, was a chaotic symphony). I swear, at one point, I almost fell asleep and dreamed that I was floating on a giant bowl and the Himalayas were ice cream mountains. I saw my reflection in the water and realised I needed a haircut.
Evening: A Stray Dog, a Snack & Unexpected Feelings: Walked back to the hotel. I would say it was a very nice day. Encountered a stray dog on the way. It was scruffy, skinny, and looking utterly lost, and I don’t believe in love at first sight… until now. I spent a solid hour sitting with the dog, sharing my biscuits (which, let’s be honest, were probably not the best choice for the poor thing). It snuggled up beside me. I felt a pang of… something. A deep, unexpected tenderness. I could have adopted it right there and then. I didn't. Life is a mess, there is no perfect path.
Day 3: Stupa, Shakes & Stream-of-Consciousness
Morning: The World Peace Stupa: Hiked (okay, stumbled) up to the World Peace Stupa. The climb was… intense. The views? Again, breathtaking. Seriously, I'm starting to think Pokhara is cheating. The stupa itself was beautiful, of course, but the real magic was the atmosphere – the incense, the prayers, the… peace. I sat and just… breathed. Which, considering the altitude, was an achievement in itself.
Afternoon: Shakes, Regrets, and Realizations: Back in the Lakeside area, now, my stomach was growling. Went to find a cafe and had the best mango shake I've ever tasted in my life. Seriously, I had to order another one. I was in a haze, staring at everything. But also, I kind of felt like I was a tourist. I looked around. All the other tourists, the shops, it all seemed superficial and I began to feel like I had no place in the world. I had a panic attack, and ordered third shake.
Evening: Nepali Chai & a Bit of Honesty: Back at the hotel, I'm sitting on my balcony with a cup of the best chai tea I could have ever asked for. It’s getting dark, and the mountains have retreated into a hazy silhouette. I had to admit I was feeling a little lost. Some of the experiences here, some of the landscapes were so beautiful it was starting to feel like a blur. So here I am, alone with my thoughts and my tea, writing this, a little more me.
Day 4: Paragliding, Tears & My Own Personal Nirvana
Morning: Pre-Flight Anxiety (and the view from the top): Today's the day! Paragliding! I was petrified. Absolutely, utterly, completely terrified. My stomach felt like it was trying to escape through my throat. But then… we launched. And holy moly. The world opened up. The mountains, the lake, the houses, everything seemed to float. The complete silence of the air was so beautiful.
Afternoon: The Landing, the Tears, and the Absolute Joy: The landing was a tad bumpy, but I didn’t care. I landed looking completely dumbstruck. I burst into tears. Not tears of fear, or relief, but something deeper. Tears of pure, unadulterated joy. It was the most incredible thing I've ever done. Seriously. I think I may have found my heaven, and it was in the sky.
Evening: Dinner, a massage from the hotel, and more chai on the balcony. I think I'm starting to get used to this whole "being-in-Nepal" thing.
Day 5: Farewell to Pokhara
Morning: One last sunrise from the balcony. Tears. Again. Okay maybe I was just a little more emotional. I said goodbye to the staff at the hotel. I did the hotel my final look: The view from the balcony, the room that smells interesting, and the mountains in the distance.
Afternoon: Departure: The airport feels like a whole other dimension. The journey has been messy, beautiful, challenging, and life altering. The journey was something that I had never felt before, and I definitely want to do it again.
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