Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at Paras Beach Resort, Camiguin
Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at Paras Beach Resort, Camiguin - A Review, Ramblings, and a Seriously Sizzling Offer!
Okay, buckle up buttercups! Because I'm about to tell you about Paras Beach Resort in Camiguin, a place that's less "resort" and more… a carefully curated slice of heaven. Forget the generic hotel reviews – this is going to be raw, real, and probably involve a whole lot more rambling than you're used to. Get ready for the good, the slightly-less-perfect (because let's be honest, perfection is a myth), and the utterly glorious.
First Impressions (and the Slightly-Less-Graceful Arrival): Accessibility, Accessibility, Accessibility (Because it Matters!)
So, let's start with the practical stuff. Accessibility is a big deal, right? Honestly, getting to Camiguin can be an adventure in itself. The resort itself? Well, I'm happy to report they do have facilities for disabled guests, including an elevator (thank god!) which are major pluses. BUT, and this is a big but, getting around Camiguin as a whole? That's a different story. Roads can be a bit…rustic. So do your research and think about mobility. Airport transfers are a must if you want to arrive with any semblance of sanity. They help you navigate the chaos, a real lifesaver. And hey - car park [free of charge], car park [on-site] are good to have, even if you don't have a car for your stay. Just saying.
The Sanctuary: Rooms, Rooms, Glorious Rooms!
Okay, let's get to the fun stuff! My room? Air conditioning, air conditioning, air conditioning! (Can you tell I'm a fan?) It was bliss. The blackout curtains were a godsend for a good night's sleep – you know, that sweet, sweet sleep you need after a day of island hopping. I loved the additional toilet, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone (yes, really!), bathtub, carpeting (it felt so luxurious on my feet!), closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens. (Okay, that's a lot, but basically, they've thought of everything). The interconnecting room(s) available option? Great for families! Room decorations were simple, elegant, and not overly fussy – a perfect backdrop for relaxation. The presence of a smoke detector shows real consideration for guests' safety.
The Food: My Stomach is Still Smiling (and Possibly Expanding)
Right, the food. This is where things get serious. Restaurants galore! There's an a la carte restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, international cuisine in restaurant and vegetarian restaurant – so basically, something for everyone! The breakfasts were a triumph. A breakfast [buffet] is always a winner (who doesn't love a buffet?). I also had breakfast in room once, because I was feeling particularly lazy, and it was divine. A breakfast takeaway service is a great option as well.
And the real highlight? The poolside bar at sunset. You absolutely have to experience it. Picture this: a perfectly crafted cocktail (they make a mean margarita, by the way), the sun dipping below the horizon, painting the sky in hues of orange, pink…pure, unadulterated bliss. They also have a snack bar that's perfect for quick bites. The coffee/tea in restaurant/ coffee shop situation is also on point– you can get your caffeine fix whenever you need it. The soup in restaurant was so good that it actually made me tear up (okay, maybe I was just tired and overwhelmed, but still!). The desserts in restaurant? Forget it, just say yes.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Safety First (and Delicious Always!)
Let's not forget the post-COVID world. I was seriously impressed with their commitment to cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, cashless payment service, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer, hot water linen and laundry washing, hygiene certification, individually-wrapped food options, physical distancing of at least 1 meter, professional-grade sanitizing services, room sanitization opt-out available, rooms sanitized between stays, safe dining setup, sanitized kitchen and tableware items, shared stationery removed, staff trained in safety protocol, sterilizing equipment. They absolutely nailed it. The safe dining setup really put my mind at ease.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day! (Stream of Consciousness Version)
Right, so, the whole "relaxing" part. This is where Paras Beach Resort shines. They have a spa/sauna and a spa. Okay, so I kind of overdid it. I blame the environment, truly. I did the whole shebang. I started with a body scrub. OH. MY. GOD. My skin felt like silk after. Then, a body wrap – I felt like I was wrapped in a warm cloud. Obviously, a massage, that was a must. And, oh, the pool with view. I spent hours just gazing out at the ocean. They also have a steamroom.
Okay, but honestly, I got the massage. The masseuse (bless her soul) worked out knots I didn't even know I had. Seriously, the best massage ever. If you want to be pampered, this is your place. The experience was so good that it literally erased all other thoughts from my brain. I may just have been floating on the cloud nine all day, thanks to this experience.
Other things to consider: Fitness center, foot bath, gym/fitness, sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, swimming pool [outdoor].
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Paras Beach Resort really goes the extra mile. Air conditioning in public area, obviously. The concierge was incredibly helpful with everything (including answering my stupid questions). They had currency exchange if you forget to change money, daily housekeeping, dry cleaning, elevator, and a luggage storage. The doorman was always friendly, and it's the little things that make a difference, right? They have a convenience store – because you will forget something.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You):
While I don't have kids (thank goodness), I saw plenty of families enjoying themselves. They offer babysitting service, family/child friendly, and kids facilities, which is a huge plus.
Getting Around: Airport Transfer, Transportation, Etc.
I cannot stress the importance of an airport transfer. You can arrange this through the resort. Also, I did like that there was car park [free of charge], car park [on-site]. Taxi service is also available.
The Slightly Less Shiny Bits: Things to Consider
No place is perfect, and Paras Beach Resort isn't an exception. The internet, well, sometimes it was a bit…spotty. Internet [LAN] was available, but I was more focused on the pool anyway. Internet services and Wi-Fi in public areas were decent, but not always lightning-fast. Also, Camiguin in general isn’t overrun with nightlife, so if you’re looking for non-stop partying, this might not be the place. Although, with that pool bar, who needs a nightclub?
The Real Deal: My Verdict
Look, I'm not one for hyperbole, but Paras Beach Resort, Camiguin genuinely felt like a little slice of paradise. It's a beautiful, relaxing, well-run resort, staffed by genuinely friendly people. I feel relaxed, and reinvigorated and ready to sell a car.
The "Escape to Paradise" Experience: A Really Compelling Offer
So, what makes you want to book that stay? Here's my deal. This place isn't just about a hotel room or a good massage. It's about a feeling. It's about escaping the noise, the hustle, the daily grind, and actually relaxing. It's about waking up to a stunning sunrise, the sound of the ocean, a delicious breakfast, and a day filled with nothing except pure bliss.
Here's the Offer I'm pitching:
Escape to Paradise Package at Paras Beach Resort, Camiguin
What you get:
- Luxurious Accommodation: Choose from our beautifully appointed rooms with all the amenities you need (including free Wi-Fi and air conditioning!).
- Daily Breakfast Buffet: Start your day with a feast of delicious Asian
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary for Paras Beach Resort in Camiguin is about to get… well, me. Forget polished, it's going to be more like a slightly-sandy, sun-burned, emotionally-volatile diary entry. Let’s DO this!
The Pre-Trip Freakout: Camiguin Dreams (and Budget Nightmares)
Right, so Camiguin. Heard the whispers. "Island Born of Fire." Volcanoes, waterfalls, white sand beaches – like a postcard exploded! But the planning? The planning is where it gets REAL. First, the budget. You know. Because, reality. Flights? Ouch. Ferry? Okay, breathing space. Accommodation? Paras Beach Resort! (Checked the Insta, looked dreamy… and not too bank-breaking).
Day 1: Arrival and the Beach That Almost Broke Me (in a Good Way)
Morning (or What Felt Like Morning After a Red-Eye): Arrive at Camiguin Airport (tiny! Adorable! Terrifyingly small landing strip! I held my breath. Twice.) Shuttle to Paras Beach Resort. The van was… well, let’s call it “characterful.” Think a beat-up, but charming, jeepney that smelled faintly of coconuts and existential dread.
- Anecdote: Met a couple from Germany on the shuttle. They were all zen and “finding themselves.” Me? I was mainly worried about my luggage being crushed by a rogue pineapple. We exchanged pleasantries, but internally, I was screaming about the sweat. Tropical humidity is not my friend.
Afternoon: Check-in. Room was… well, okay. Clean, basic, but facing the ocean! Sold! Dropped my bag and IMMEDIATELY beelined for the beach. And wow. The sand! Immaculate. The water! Crystal clear. The sun! Brutal, glorious, and utterly unforgiving.
- Quirky Observation/Emotional Reaction: I swear, the sand felt like a thousand tiny little kisses under my feet. And the water? Oh. My. God. It was perfect. Like, the Platonic ideal of ocean water. I think I actually cried a little. Not even joking. Pure, unadulterated joy. I almost forgot about the five hours of travel.
Late Afternoon/Evening: Beach Bumming. Swim. Then, maybe a tiny bit of sunburn. This is where it all goes wrong. The sun, it scorches, it burns. It's inevitable. But the way the water and the view just wash it away… worth it. Ordered some beers. Sunsets, fish tacos, and more beers. Bliss. Utter, unadulterated, beer-fueled bliss. The air becomes thick with the promise of a restful sleep.
- Opinionated Language/Natural Pacing: Food was good. Beach was great. Sun was… intense. But who cares? I'm on a freaking island. This is it. This is what it means to be alive, right?
Day 2: Waterfalls, Volcanoes, and the Mild Panic of Being Small
Morning: Woke up to the sound of… rain? Seriously? After the perfect beach day? Oh, well. Headed out to explore the waterfalls! Tuasan Falls, Katibawasan Falls. So much beauty! But the walking. The walking!
- Messy Structure/Occasional Rambles: God, I’m not in good shape. Like, breathing hard walking up a slight incline. But the waterfalls were majestic. The sheer force of the water… humbling. Like, “Here I am, tiny human, being reminded how insignificant I am by a waterfall.”
Afternoon: Volcano Trekking. Ok, maybe not actual trekking. More like a leisurely stroll around the base. But the sight of Mount Hibok-Hibok looming over everything… epic.
- Anecdote: I almost tripped over a stray goat. A goat! I swear, the animals in the Philippines have no fear. Also saw a guy selling fresh coconuts. Bought one. Utterly refreshing. And then, I spilled half of it down my shirt. More humid, sticky, and existential dread.
Evening: Dinner at a restaurant near the resort. More seafood. Felt the need to eat more. This is my life.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: The food was okay. Nothing to write home about. Disappointed. This is the type of trip you go on and think, "I don't take enough time to do this."
Day 3: The Sunken Cemetery (and the Sudden Realization of My Own Mortality)
Morning: Floating in the waters of the Sunken Cemetery. This is a really important thing to me. The sight of the cross… haunting. Beautiful. Heavy.
- Quirky observation: I floated, and drifted, and had to wave frantically to a passing boat to tell them I was still alive.
- Anecdote: A bit of a weird vibe, to be honest. Thought about my grandmother and how much she would have loved this.
Afternoon: Exploring the town – Mambajao. Visited the Old Volcano Ruins and the springs.
- Opinionated Language: The town was kinda blah. Hot. But the ruins were amazing. How did people live here?
Evening: Dinner at the resort. Tried to get a massage but completely overslept. Was not happy. But the sunset view made it alright.
Day 4: The Great White Island (and My Failed Underwater Ballet)
Morning: Boat trip to White Island. Ah, the pictures! Pristine white sand, azure water… perfection.
- Messier Structure/Occasional Rambles: The boat ride out there was bouncy! Like, my stomach was doing acrobatics. But then… White Island. It’s… well, it’s tiny. Like, you can walk around the whole thing in five minutes. But the sand. The water. The whole vibe? Magical.
Afternoon: Snorkelling… or, at least, attempting to snorkel. I'm clumsy, okay? Keep bumping into things. Tried to channel my inner mermaid. Failed. Spectacularly. Ended up swallowing half the ocean. Salty, inelegant, and humbling.
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience: Snorkelling! This is the story. So, I had this vision. Me, graceful, gliding through the water, witnessing the wonders of the underwater world. The reality? I panicked the second I went in. Mask fogged up. Snorkel filled with water. Flipped around like a dying fish. Swallowed saltwater. Clumsy. Awkward. Utterly lacking in coordination. Still, amazing.
Evening: Sunset beers. Reflections on life. Maybe. Mostly just admiring the view.
Day 5: Departure (and the Sadness of Leaving Paradise)
Morning: One last swim. A final goodbye to the sand. Trying to soak it all in. Feeling a pang of sadness. I don't want to go yet. But I have to.
- Anecdote: Realized I hadn’t bought any souvenirs. Panic. Ended up grabbing a fridge magnet that said “Camiguin: Born of Fire.” Appropriate, I guess.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: Goodbye, sweet Camiguin. You stole my heart (and probably a good chunk of my money). I'll be back.
Afternoon: Ferry/Flight home. The long journey back. Back to real life. But with a sun-kissed glow, sand between my toes (still!), and memories that will hopefully keep me sane until the bank account recovers enough for another adventure.
Final Thoughts:
Camiguin. Imperfect, messy, and completely unforgettable. It might have involved a few sunburns and some awkward snorkelling mishaps, but every moment was worth it. Go. Just… go. And don’t forget the sunscreen. Trust me.
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