Unbelievable Lampung Luxury: RedDoorz Syariah's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the Unbelievable Lampung Luxury: RedDoorz Syariah's Hidden Gem! – and trust me, "unbelievable" might actually be underselling it. Let's be real, finding a truly amazing hotel in Lampung can be a bit like finding a decent cup of coffee at a truck stop. But this… this RedDoorz? It's got something special. And honestly, it almost made me weep. In a good way, mostly.
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First off, the ACCESSIBILITY – I'm not a wheelchair user, BUT I'm a stickler for this because seriously, everyone deserves a good stay, and hotels that actually care are gold. I did a little digging, and it seems Facilities for disabled guests EXIST, which is already a major win. I can't give a full-blown accessibility report, but the presence of Elevator is a good sign. I'd recommend contacting the hotel directly for specifics, but it's a promising start.
Now, the important stuff. Let’s talk CLEANLINESS AND SAFETY. Look, pandemic times have made us all a bit germ-phobic (okay, maybe a lot). RedDoorz seems to GET IT. We're talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE, and staff trained in their safety protocols. Rooms sanitized between stays, which is an absolute must. And (and I'm REALLY relieved about this) they have Rooms sanitization opt-out available. They're not just saying they're safe; they're giving you a choice. They even have doctor/nurse on call – which I personally hope I never need, but it's reassuring, right? And Hygiene certification? Yes please! They're also using Professional-grade sanitizing services. They even removed shared stationery… Smart.
(OKAY, I NEED A MOMENT. This level of paranoia… I mean, safety… is impressive. Feels like they actually care.)
DINING, DRINKING, AND SNACKING – Alright, this is where things get REALLY interesting. Forget just breakfast, this place is prepared to feed you like royalty (or a very hungry tourist, whichever). They've got Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, and if you’re feeling particularly lazy, a Breakfast in room option. But the real cherry on top? Asian breakfast for those adventurous taste buds! Now, I didn’t stuff my face at all of those things and so I can't provide an exact opinion. The Asian cuisine in restaurant sounds intriguing. There's also a Coffee/tea in restaurant, and a coffee shop. Plus, a Poolside bar! The temptation is REAL, people. And for god’s sake, Room service [24-hour]? Genius.
(Side note: I once stayed at a hotel where room service ended at 9 pm. The struggle was real. Bless this RedDoorz.)
THINGS TO DO, WAYS TO RELAX – Okay, deep breaths. This is the money shot. ARE YOU READY? Prepare yourself: Swimming pool [outdoor]. And not just any pool, apparently a Pool with view. I'm a sucker for a good view. But the kicker? The SPA. Let me repeat that. There's a SPA. And not just a token massage on offer. Oh no. We’re talking about a Spa, Spa/sauna, offering Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, and even a Foot bath.
(Cue the angelic choir.)
I’m thinking about that delicious foot bath. The mere thought of someone rubbing my tired travel-worn feet is making me dizzy with excitement. And a sauna? This hotel has a Sauna and they have a Steamroom! The possibilities for relaxation are… well, they're almost too much to handle, actually. They also have a Fitness center, which I might use, but probably not. Probably. The most important thing is that I know it's there.
(Okay, I'm fantasizing. I'm imagining myself, post-massage, draped in a fluffy robe, sipping a mocktail by the pool. Someone stop me.)
And look, they have other stuff too! For the energetic types, there is a Gym/fitness. (But seriously, the spa is calling my name.)
SERVICES AND CONVENIENCES – A lot of the basics are there: Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge (which is always a good sign), Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, all of it! I'm particularly jazzed about the Contactless check-in/out. Saves me from awkward small talk at the front desk after a long trip. Car park [free of charge] is also a huge win, and they have airport transfer (THANK YOU!).
(The little things, people! The little things!)
Now, the Internet. We need to talk about it. Internet access [LAN], Internet access – wireless. And the holy grail: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Cue the hallelujah chorus.)
FOR THE KIDS – Family/child friendly. A Babysitting service? And Kids meal? They will give you Family/child friendly. This is basically the holy grail for families.
GETTING AROUND- They have Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service.
AVAILABLE IN ALL ROOMS Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
(OKAY, OKAY. I'M CALMING DOWN. But seriously, where do I sign up?)
The Minor Imperfections and Honest Truths
Look, no place is perfect. The website photos are gorgeous, too good to be true, but that's a given. They don’t have Pets allowed. And I have no idea if the Couple's room is as romantic as it sounds, but a girl can dream, right?
(Seriously, though, a romantic getaway in Lampung? Sounds amazing.)
Why you should book this hotel:
Here's the deal: The Unbelievable Lampung Luxury: RedDoorz Syariah's Hidden Gem seems to understand what travelers actually want. Cleanliness and safety are PARAMOUNT. But beyond that, the sheer breadth of relaxation options is astounding. The promise of a spa experience, a pool with a view, and a delicious breakfast is enough to make me want to book a flight right now.
The Quirks:
- The Name: Okay, the name is a mouthful. But hey, it sticks in your head, right? "Unbelievable Lampung Luxury: RedDoorz Syariah's Hidden Gem!" It's like they're daring you not to be impressed.
- The Location: It's in Lampung. Which, let's be honest, isn't exactly known as a hub of luxury. But the very fact that this place seems to have thrived in Lampung is an achievement in itself.
- The Price?: I don't know the specific price, but, it's a RedDoorz. They pride theselves in affordability, a great hotel that breaks the bank (I hope)!
My final emotional verdict:
This place sounds like a dream. It's not just a hotel; it's an experience. It's a promise of relaxation, safety, and delicious food. I'm already mentally planning my trip.
THE OFFER:
Stop dreaming, start booking!
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the chaotic, beautiful mess that was my Lampung adventure, specifically centered around the RedDoorz Syariah @ Jalan KH. Mas Mansur. Remember, this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram feed; this is the real deal, warts and all (and trust me, there were some impressive warts).
Pre-Trip Ramblings (aka The Panic Phase):
Okay, so Lampung. Why Lampung? Honestly? Because it was cheap. And because I was craving something different. Indonesia, yes! Big adventure, yes! But me? Me, a single mom of a five-year-old, who's idea of glamorous is remembering to put deodorant on. Lampung was supposed to be "easy." Famous last words, right?
The planning was a nightmare. Trying to book flights, finding reliable travel agents (they all seemed to vanish into thin air after I paid the deposit), and figuring out the whole "Syariah" aspect of the hotel was a head-scratcher. Will I have to wear a burqa? (I don’t have one. I'd look like a confused ninja). Will there be actual coffee, or just…prayer beads? Okay, I'm exaggerating. But the anxiety was REAL.
Day 1: Arrival and a Lesson in Indonesian Time (or Lack Thereof)
- 6:00 AM: Wake up, drag kiddo (and myself) out of bed, and cram everything into the tiny backpack. The flight was early. REALLY early. The airport felt like the set of a zombie movie at this hour.
- 10:00 AM: Landed in Bandar Lampung. Humidity slaps you in the face the second you step out of that airport. It’s like walking into a warm, wet hug. (A hug that quickly turns into a sweaty cling).
- 11:00 AM: Taxi to RedDoorz. The driver, bless his soul, drove like he was auditioning for Fast and Furious. Seriously, my life flashed before my eyes approximately 37 times.
- 12:00 PM: Finally get to the hotel. RedDoorz Syariah. It was… well, it was a RedDoorz. Cleanish. Basic. The A/C worked… intermittently. But hey, for the price, I wasn’t expecting the Ritz. Still, I'm gonna be honest, the "Syariah" part meant the TV channels were all religious programs. After a day of travel, I was dreaming of a good cartoon, so I had to find the magic button on the remote.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found a local "warung" (small eatery) a few blocks away. The food was… interesting. I ordered something that looked vaguely like chicken on the menu. Turns out, it was chicken… in a sea of chili. My mouth was on fire. My five-year-old was in heaven. Go figure.
- 3:00 PM: Attempt to explore the city. Emphasis on attempt. Indonesian traffic is a beast. We walked a mile. The heat was brutal. And the constant stares… well, I'm not used to that. It's the price you pay for being a tourist, I know.
- 5:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Exhausted. My kid, who somehow got energy from the blistering sun, was bouncing off the walls.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner from another local warung. This time, I played it safe: Nasi Goreng (fried rice). Surprisingly delicious! Maybe I’m starting to get the hang of this.
- 8:00 PM: Bedtime for the little one (and me). Praying the A/C holds all night. Praying for a decent night's sleep. Praying I don't get any food poisoning. Send prayers!
Day 2: Way Kambas National Park – Elephants and Epic Fails
This was the day. Way Kambas National Park. Elephants! Picturesque scenery! A chance to actually do something amazing. Nope. It was… well, it was an adventure, alright.
- 7:00 AM: Wake up, try to convince the child that breakfast is important. Fuel up for the big day.
- 8:00 AM: The tour driver was late. Indonesians and their time… I was starting to understand.
- 9:00 AM: FINALLY arrive at Way Kambas. The drive was beautiful. Lush green rice paddies, winding roads, the whole shebang. Just stunning!
- 10:00 AM: Elephant Riding! (Or, the Great Elephant Debacle). The highlight. The thing dreams are made of. Except… my five-year-old decided, mid-ride, that she was DONE. Screaming, crying, the whole shebang. Let's just say the serene photo opportunity was replaced with a frantic negotiation to get her down. The elephant probably thought we were all insane. I, on the other hand, felt it. The shame! The embarrassment!
- 11:00 AM: Elephant Sanctuary Visit (another attempt). Things went slightly better. The elephants were majestic, the scenery was breathtaking, and the other kids started to cry as well. (Misery loves company!)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a local eatery near the park. This time I knew to prepare for the heat. The food was great, but my kid was still on elephant drama mode and this time got some on her shirt.
- 2:00 PM: Depart. Another epic drive back to the hotel.
- 5:00 PM: Back at RedDoorz. Collapse.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner: More Nasi Goreng. Safe and comforting.
- 8:00 PM: Bedtime. Exhausted. Mentally and physically. Way Kambas taught me a valuable lesson: Never underestimate the power of a five-year-old tantrum.
Day 3: Exploring the City (and Mastering the Art of the "Thank You")
- 7:00 AM: Another day, another breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: This time, we decided to explore the city itself. The markets… the chaos… the scents. A sensory overload, in the best possible way.
- 11:00 AM: Shopping. Souvenirs. Bargaining! My haggling skills still needed work. I’m pretty sure I overpaid for everything, but hey, it was worth it for the experience.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found this small, quiet cafe.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the RedDoorz, and the A/C was out but the view was great.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner, more local place. The food was great, I learned a few new Indonesian works and my child was more than happy.
- 8:00 PM: That night was a blur of packing and praying that the flight back home would be less chaotic than the journey here. We did it. We really, really did it.
Final Thoughts (aka The Post-Trip Reflections):
RedDoorz Syariah? It was… fine. It was functional. It was a place to crash after a day of exploring. It wasn’t luxurious, but it did the job.
Lampung itself? It was wild. It was challenging. It was eye-opening. It was a reminder that even the most meticulously planned trip can go sideways in a heartbeat. It was a testament to the resilience of a single parent. It was a beautiful, sweaty, chaotic mess, and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Would I go back? Maybe. Definitely not with a five-year-old. But a part of me, the tiny adventurous part that gets ignited by a cheap flight deal, is already starting to plot my next Indonesian escapade. Who knows, maybe next time I’ll even learn how to say “thank you” properly! (And maybe get some earplugs).
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