Escape to Paradise: Savana Hotel's Malang Magic Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Savana Hotel's Malang Magic Awaits! - My Honestly Messy Review (and Why You NEED to Go!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from the Savana Hotel in Malang, and let me tell you, it was a TRIP. Forget those picture-perfect hotel reviews – this is the REAL deal, the messy, imperfect, and oh-so-charming truth. And spoiler alert: you should book this damn place.
First things first: The Accessibility Buzz (and a little wobble)
Let's get the practical stuff out the way. The Savana Hotel? Accessibility: Pretty good, actually! They’ve got an elevator, which is a HUGE win. Wheelchair accessible areas seem to be decent, though I didn't use a wheelchair, I did notice ramps and wide doorways. They also list the facilities for disabled guests, so that’s a good sign.
Internet, Glorious Internet!
Okay, internet snobs, listen up! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. Praise the internet gods! (My anxiety about patchy hotel Wi-Fi vanished like my pre-dinner snacks). It was also pretty reliable, which is a HUGE plus when you need to post those Instagram stories of you looking "effortlessly" relaxed. Plus, they offered both Internet [LAN] and regular Internet access options which is a plus for business travelers or those with a few extra demands.
Cleanliness and Safety: They're Trying (And Succeeding, Mostly!)
Right, now, the pandemic era. I'm a germaphobe (don’t judge), so this was a big one. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I even caught a staff member absolutely viciously cleaning a door handle. They were serious about it. They also had Hand sanitizer everywhere and made sure everyone kept their distance, so props to the staff for being responsible.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: An Adventure for Your Taste Buds (and Your Waistline)
Okay, food. This is where things got really interesting. The Asian breakfast was AMAZING. Seriously, I ate so much nasi goreng (fried rice) and mie goreng (fried noodles) I thought I'd turn into a giant dumpling. They had a Buffet in restaurant, which felt safe and well-organized. Breakfast in room? Yep! And Breakfast takeaway service? Sure thing. I even snagged a few pastries to go. Happy hour at the Bar was a lifesaver after a long day of exploring. And the Coffee shop? Their coffee was strong enough to raise the dead (in a good way).
Okay, the anecdote: The Poolside Bar and the Existential Dread
One day, I was at the Poolside bar. Picture this: gorgeous sunny day, the Swimming pool [outdoor] glinting invitingly, and me, sipping a surprisingly good cocktail (it was a Poolside bar, so I didn't have high hopes). I was enjoying the Pool with view and feeling pretty good. The A la carte in restaurant menu was pretty good too.
Then, out of nowhere, a little kid splashed me. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. It triggered an existential crisis about the fragility of life, and the inevitable march towards aging. I felt this wash over me: I'm getting old! How do I feel so good at the age I am? Suddenly, the sun seemed too intense, the cocktails less appealing. But the amazing thing was this place had a certain charm that stopped that train of thought. I suddenly knew, I was right where I should be. I had my towel, had my pool, and knew I was gonna be alright.
Ways to Relax: From Spa Bliss to Fitness Frenzy (I tried both, sort of…)
OK, the Spa. This definitely deserves a shoutout. They had a Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, Foot bath, Massage. I opted for the Body scrub and the Massage. Let me tell you, it was pure, unadulterated bliss. I’m not one for self-care usually, but the massage therapist was a godsend. She kneaded out all the knots of my stressful city life. Pure. Magic.
And then the Fitness Center. Well, I saw the Gym/fitness. I intended to go. I never did. I am a human after all!
Getting Around: Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
Airport transfer? Check. Car park [free of charge]? Double check. Taxi service? You got it. They’ve got you covered.
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything (Almost!)
They have almost everything! Concierge, Laundry service, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning. But the real kicker? On-site event hosting. I didn’t host an event, but I did see a wedding happening, and it looked absolutely stunning. And for the business-minded, they have Business facilities with Meeting/banquet facilities and even a Xerox/fax in business center.
For the Kids and the Couples:
Family/child friendly environment makes it the perfect spot for a family trip. But if you are traveling on your own, in a Couple's room or with your love-bug, the hotel does have many beautiful place you and your special one can find.
The Small Stuff That Matters:
- Additional toilet: Helpful!
- Air conditioning: Essential!
- Blackout curtains: Sleep is important!
- Free bottled water: Hydration is key.
- High floor: Cool views!
- Room decorations: A nice touch.
- Soundproofing: Essential.
The Imperfections:
- The room decorations were a bit…standard. But who cares?!
- The Wi-Fi was a bit spotty in the corner of my room at times.
My Overall Verdict and Why You Should Book RIGHT NOW:
Look, the Savana Hotel isn't perfect. But it’s real, it’s charming, and it’s got that certain something that makes you want to stay forever. The staff is friendly, the food is delicious, the spa is heavenly, and the overall vibe is just… good.
The Offer You Cannot Refuse (Seriously, Do It Now!):
Escape to Paradise: Malang Magic Awaits!
Book your stay at the Savana Hotel in Malang and get ready for an unforgettable escape!
- Exclusive Offer: Get 15% off your stay when you book directly on their website and use the code "MALANGMAGIC" (Hurry, this offer is for a limited time only!)
- Bonus: Free breakfast for two and a complimentary welcome drink upon arrival.
- And don't forget: They are always running special deals and promotions! So, be sure to check out their website or contact them directly to find the best packages and price.
Why book now? Because life’s too short for boring vacations. You deserve to relax, rejuvenate, and experience the magic of Malang. This is your chance. Don’t wait. Book it. You will thank me later.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the gloriously messy, probably-slightly-over-scheduled, and absolutely opinionated itinerary for my Malang adventure at the Savana Hotel & Convention. Prepare yourselves, because this ain't your average polished travel guide. This is the REAL DEAL.
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Quest for Decent Coffee (and Serenity)
- Morning (7:00 AM - Officially Late): Land at Abdul Rachman Saleh Airport (MLG). Ugh, flying. Always a saga. Praying my luggage arrives. I swear, my suitcase and I have an unspoken agreement to test the limits of baggage handling, with it constantly wondering if it can go to Paris or, like, Reykjavik, at a whim.
- Quirk Alert: Taxi driver negotiates the price with a dramatic flourish I can't quite decipher. Think "opera singer haggling". Love it.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Arrive at Savana. Okay, decent lobby, plants aplenty – a good sign. Check-in. Pray to the Wi-Fi gods for a strong connection. Because, you know, Instagram. Plus, let's face it, I need to check if my mom is still watching me on Life360.
- Imperfection Alert: Room isn't ready exactly when promised. Minor annoyance, but hey, I'm on Indonesian time now, right? Time to channel my inner zen… or at least try.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Hunt for food. Desperate hunger. Wander to the hotel restaurant. Pray for something, Anything. Decent Indonesian food can be a gamble. I'm really hoping I don't end up with a rogue chili pepper situation. Food arrived. Okay, this is it. I'm going to savor it.
- Anecdote Alert: The waiter's a sweet kid, but he's clearly seen better days dealing with jet-lagged tourists. He looked at me with that "been there, done that" look, he also keeps refilling my water glass every five seconds. Bless him.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Nap. The ultimate weapon against jet lag. The bed is calling and I must answer.
- Emotional Reaction: This nap is heavenly. Truly, I could sleep for a week. The moment between entering the bed and passing out can be the best moment of the day. Oh, the power of the nap.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): First coffee mission. The hotel coffee shop looks promising. The coffee is… well, it's coffee. Maybe I'm being too harsh. I'm still in the throes of jet lag.
- Rambling: Seriously, why is good coffee so hard to find? I need that caffeine hit, that jolt of alertness! I'm craving the smell, the first sip, the pure essence of coffee. Back home, there is a shop. I dream of that place…
Day 2: Bromo's Majesty (and the Battle Against Early Mornings)
- Insane O' Clock (2:00 AM): Wake-up call for the Mount Bromo tour. Ah, the glorious dawn. NOT. This is the price of beauty, I guess. Coffee is a must.
- Emotional Reaction: "I may die of sleep deprivation," I mumble, stumbling around like a zombie. "But, Mount Bromo, here I come!" I'm committed.
- Pre-Dawn (3:00 AM - 7:00 AM): The Jeeping part, journey to the viewpoint, and witnessing the sunrise over Mount Bromo. The jeep ride is rough, bumpy, and freezing. The driver is probably used to this by now. I'm clutching everything I have around me and hoping I don't fly out. Finally, we arrive. The view is… breathtaking.
- Double Down on the Experience: The sunrise. Oh. My. God. It's even GRANDIER than all the pictures. The light. The colors. The sheer scale of the volcano. I may have actually teared up. It's the kind of experience that makes you question everything. It's majestic, humbling, and completely worth the lack of sleep and the freezing cold. I’m so glad I did this, even though I’m not sure I can put my experience to word.
- Mid-Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Descend Mount Bromo. The hike down. The crowds. The dust. Actually, it's probably the hardest part of the whole trip.
- Quirky Observation: People are taking so many selfies. It's like a competition to see who can get the most dramatic shot. Good for them.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Back to the hotel, shower. Food coma. I eat everything. I’m so hungry and tired.
- Opinionated Language: The shower is not good enough, it should be an hour-long massage, but here we are.
Day 3: Malang City Exploration and a Dose of Culture
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Explore Malang City Square. Wandering around the city. I feel a great culture shock, in a good way.
- Messy Structure: I'm not even sure where I'm going. I'll just take the feeling.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Find local food. I want the real deal. The food is great.
- Anecdote Alert: I tried something I can’t pronounce. It was amazing!
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Museum trip. Find a museum and learn something.
- Emotional Reaction: The history can be overwhelming. I'm glad I went, even if it felt like a blur at times.
Day 4: Relaxation at Savana and Departure
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Sleep in! Finally. Lounge by the pool. Read a book. Actually RELAX.
- Opinionated Language: The pool isn't as big as I thought it would be, but it'll do.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Last meal at the hotel. Trying to get this whole Indonesian food thing down before I leave.
- Rambling: Should I take a cooking class? Maybe next time.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Shopping for souvenirs. Last minute gifts. Praying I don't overspend.
- Imperfection Alert: Realizing I forgot to buy something for my mom. Panic sets in!
- Evening (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Head to the airport. Reflecting on the trip.
- Emotional Reaction: This has been an adventure. I'm exhausted, excited, and probably a little bit sunburnt. I can't wait to come back… and maybe pack a better coffee machine next time.
Important Notes and Random Ramblings:
- Don't forget the insect repellent! Seriously.
- Learn a few basic Indonesian phrases. Makes a big difference.
- Embrace the chaos. That's part of the fun.
- This itinerary is subject to change based on my mood, caffeine levels, and the availability of good food.
- Bring a good book, and a backup battery for your phone. You'll need them.
- Most importantly: Breathe, enjoy the journey, and don't be afraid to get gloriously lost!
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